“You may be on the side of the angels, but we’re
“Are you the London Aquarium? Because you’re soaking
When you don’t have a booty but you’re trying hard
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last for the night, we’re going to concert. Giving our
Through the night my wife kept on exposing her pussy…
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I think I might be a sissy??There’s no thinking needed anymore,
cheating-cumsluts:Complete devastation Scumbag director/bully/alpha
I might re do the mouth… the bottom came out a little
Just re-discovered this one. One of my all-time favorites from
Ah, excellent! A fic about a genderfluid character! The author
thecutestscribeoferebor said: aaah, cutie ;A; they’re
I think what’s really frustrating about whatever my head
andymieintus: you’re right, quasimodo, we’re only made of
mizgnomer: David Tennant’s Virgin Media advertisements (both
brynwrites: There are two types of writers… Writer A: “I’ve
gallifrey-feels: Coming to the unwelcome realization that you
ragingbeard: thegoddamnservo: theskiesiwander: tonksinthetardis:
have-a-plate-of-fuck-you-too: sevenlittledevils: whatever you’re
chronomaza:staff:Hi! We’re introducing Important Blue Internet
rohohoho: WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. WHO ARE YOU? tHANK YOU SO MUCH I
buckyhtml: you’re safe as long as you don’t imagine your
usedpaperplanes: stimtime: You aren’t faking unless you decided
I like getting an iced carmel macchiato from Starbucks because
crawdaunt:straightboyfriend: humorking: if you call yourself
plaingold: Even as you’re self-improving, cocooning yourself
justbeatingadeadhorse: Sometimes You’re the Hammer, Sometimes
hella-bogus: endlessroadhome: hella-bogus: Ollie and her relationship
You know you’re a failure when your Colombian manager tells
corrupturges:Concept A sub riding their dom and about to climax“Who
jen-iii: Rhin wanted to be a Bulbasaur and so I drew us as an
electrodrift: dashingicecream: i just got really emotional
itsokaamichin14: marx-the-spot: THAT FEELING WHEN YOUR FAVORITE
Ohhhhh, thank you! <3 And have fun with Y5! I have a lot of
I can’t cross city lines to visit my family today so it’s