“Yes father,” Natasha said out loud, “of course
“Well c'mon! What are you waiting for? You said you always
But, honey, your boss didn’t said he wanted to fuck me just
upandcummingwhores: mysterywriteher: You said you wanted to
iamaustraliankiss: iamcharlottesimmons: talldarkandsomething:
thebeautyofmoonlight: spookynyan: consultingpsychopaths: that’s
tinattickles: “What was that you said about having to
cheatersandcucks: “Sweetie! What the fuck are you doing?”
lipstickstainedlove: thebeautyofmoonlight: spookynyan: consultingpsychopaths:
teoami: grossxgirl: expensivethursday: grossxgirl: fat girls
myredbike: Fucking under the influence “I fucking love you,”
datcatwhatcameback: poetwithoutadream: i love this fucking
thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy: my blog is like this fucking
thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy: my blog is like this fucking
bigchiefatl: kingjaffejoffer: bitterbitchclubpresident: fifteenfathomscounted:
brittanydoesntgive2fucks: You ever wonder what we could have
susancross: Well, what are you waiting for, don’t just stand
sweetkimmyopenwomb4use: He said, “Oh, fuck, I accidentally
impregnationfreak: “What the fuck…I told you I’m not on
kimmybabygirl4deepbreeding: He said, “Oh, fuck, I accidentally
myclassywife: myredbike: Fucking under the influence“I fucking
c-53:Chronic neuron misfire at work where a customer asked what
berandomness:Thank you dentist for keeping my mouth together
suicidaltendencies: zombie-fuck: (via wordgraphics) FUCK YOU
nerdywithadashofawesome: spookynyan: consultingpsychopaths:
love-the-family: - What? Now? Here? But Mom, we’re in the
the-golden-opportunity: “Very fucking funny,” Ross said.
inkskinned: one time he and i were sitting in bed and i said
whitegirlsaintshit: theboycourt: eugeniced: fileformat: the
myredbike: Fucking under the influence “I fucking love you,”
spookynyan: consultingpsychopaths: that’s the spirit OH
cafai: lunarily: mildrose: sadteenproblems: i wish more guys
rainfalling-s: “you always told me that my come and go
kitty-kui: theres a chance to fix a mistake, but YOU need to
myredbike: Fucking under the influence “I fucking love you,”
auntiesuz: What’s the matter sweetie, …. you seemed excited