best-shower-thoughts: If a dentist makes money off people with
best-shower-thoughts: I woke up saying “good morning world”.
best-shower-thoughts: When two people kiss they create one long
best-shower-thoughts: Instead of thumbs up and thumbs down,
best-shower-thoughts: We use sex to sell everything. We arrest
best-shower-thoughts: If humans ever become enslaved by Artificial
best-shower-thoughts: Fake alcoholics brag about how much they
best-shower-thoughts: It must have taken a long time to realise
best-shower-thoughts: It’s gonna be really weird in 30 years
best-shower-thoughts: If you choose not to have kids, you’re
best-shower-thoughts: Going to church is a huge book club meeting.
best-shower-thoughts: When girls say “Listen, bitch” to
best-shower-thoughts: Don’t use the bathroom in your dream.
best-shower-thoughts: The Ninja Turtles literally have no reason
best-shower-thoughts: Hot Pockets always seem to have cold pockets.
best-shower-thoughts: Hosting the Olympics to improve your city
best-shower-thoughts: Waking up from a nightmare is your brain’s
best-shower-thoughts: Ms. Frizzle had to have taught at a private
best-shower-thoughts: It would have really sucked to be the
best-shower-thoughts: A lot of ghost hunters get so caught up
best-shower-thoughts: Under-sleeping is the equivalent of turning
best-shower-thoughts: The stakes are higher if you bet your
best-shower-thoughts: When you’re on the Mount Everest literally
best-shower-thoughts: A person came out of a person because
best-shower-thoughts: Anybody under the age of 30 probably thinks
best-shower-thoughts: A capital “G” is just a bent arrow
best-shower-thoughts: If you give a man a fish, he will be confused
best-shower-thoughts: Doritos are marketed towards gamers along
best-shower-thoughts: Water balloons that don’t break are
best-shower-thoughts: Pilots are always taking business trips.
best-shower-thoughts: Keeping a journal is like having an external
best-shower-thoughts: Fat acceptance is today’s smoking propaganda
best-shower-thoughts: You’re trusted to be able to make the
best-shower-thoughts: When shaggy and scooby run from a monster
best-shower-thoughts: Gay guys take “bros before hoes” the
best-shower-thoughts: If vampires are real they must hold the