What happens when I fuck off for Christmas and leave @beamwire

What happens when I fuck off for Christmas and leave @beamwire

”Are you sure this is what you want?” he asked looking at

”Are you sure this is what you want?” he asked looking at

girthyencounters:  ”Are you sure this is what you want?”

girthyencounters: ”Are you sure this is what you want?”

myhusbandloveswatching:  Honey, I did what you said and sucked

myhusbandloveswatching: Honey, I did what you said and sucked

edgeeveryday:   FUUUCK!! WHAT’S GOING ON??!?!? YOU SAID THIS

edgeeveryday: FUUUCK!! WHAT’S GOING ON??!?!? YOU SAID THIS

doctortease:“You do understand what we’re doing here,

doctortease:“You do understand what we’re doing here,

unshaped:nishlo:  whoops  guess who came the fuck back, mother

unshaped:nishlo: whoops guess who came the fuck back, mother

You told me you had a hard day.  I asked you what I could do

You told me you had a hard day.  I asked you what I could do

haversackers:  “Hey, Jake!  Guess what?  You said Toni

haversackers: “Hey, Jake!  Guess what?  You said Toni

davidsteninch:  #Rose? #I love you! #Yes #it does #but I’m

davidsteninch: #Rose? #I love you! #Yes #it does #but I’m

qqtrapp:  ts-alexandra-vexx:  qqtrapp:  I get soooo fucking horny

qqtrapp: ts-alexandra-vexx: qqtrapp: I get soooo fucking horny

“I saw your Wife, Gus. You know what she said? She said,

“I saw your Wife, Gus. You know what she said? She said,

  Anonymous said:Hey you stupid piece of shit. Where’s

Anonymous said:Hey you stupid piece of shit. Where’s

zampl:you can also eat fucking dirt I thought it said this is

zampl:you can also eat fucking dirt I thought it said this is

cantabilechaos:slogvalley:  kineticpenguin:I was a bit skeptical

cantabilechaos:slogvalley: kineticpenguin:I was a bit skeptical

 askblazeandcherry said: yes you do  Uhmmm…. what? Like,

askblazeandcherry said: yes you do Uhmmm…. what? Like,

transarmin:  if anyone ever tries to t ell u ur trans* headcanons

transarmin: if anyone ever tries to t ell u ur trans* headcanons

beartier:  my mom said ‘Hitler was a penis potato’ and i

beartier: my mom said ‘Hitler was a penis potato’ and i

incorrect-pokespe-quotes:  Green: I mean, yeah, we’re best

incorrect-pokespe-quotes: Green: I mean, yeah, we’re best

girlwithalessonplan:  cultofkimber:  wrath-the-furious:  fightblr:

girlwithalessonplan: cultofkimber: wrath-the-furious: fightblr:

pervertedxyz:  Kalau kau faham bahasa Cina, I mean, if you understand

pervertedxyz: Kalau kau faham bahasa Cina, I mean, if you understand

jakespot2:  “What do you say?” I asked. “You really want

jakespot2: “What do you say?” I asked. “You really want

hawtdamnsteben:  I’m just so fucking done right now. Like you

hawtdamnsteben: I’m just so fucking done right now. Like you

imadirtydaddy:  Fuck you? Is that what you said? Oh no little

imadirtydaddy: Fuck you? Is that what you said? Oh no little

hungry4mydaddy:  I don’t give a fuck what mom said, Daddy…you’re

hungry4mydaddy: I don’t give a fuck what mom said, Daddy…you’re

apskepner:  Dan. Yeah, you just said it again. Dan. Say it again.

apskepner: Dan. Yeah, you just said it again. Dan. Say it again.

“So, let me take you out.” “Nigga, did you just hear what

“So, let me take you out.” “Nigga, did you just hear what

facestool:  brityjo23:  … ummm… reblog it, like it, lick

facestool: brityjo23: … ummm… reblog it, like it, lick

hungry4mydaddy:  I don’t give a fuck what mom said, Daddy…you’re

hungry4mydaddy: I don’t give a fuck what mom said, Daddy…you’re

hungry4mydaddy:I don’t give a fuck what mom said, Daddy…you’re

hungry4mydaddy:I don’t give a fuck what mom said, Daddy…you’re

hungry4mydaddy:  I don’t give a fuck what mom said, Daddy…you’re

hungry4mydaddy: I don’t give a fuck what mom said, Daddy…you’re

mystery-is-my-middle-name:  That’s just marvelous!  *me*:

mystery-is-my-middle-name: That’s just marvelous!  *me*:

fuck-yeah-fat-dicks:“Fuck no” he said as he aligned his big

fuck-yeah-fat-dicks:“Fuck no” he said as he aligned his big

hungry4mydaddy:I don’t give a fuck what mom said, Daddy…you’re

hungry4mydaddy:I don’t give a fuck what mom said, Daddy…you’re

faunus-4-life:  19. Things you said when we were the happiest

faunus-4-life: 19. Things you said when we were the happiest

ithelpstodream: “I felt betrayed because something unnecessary

ithelpstodream: “I felt betrayed because something unnecessary