published on: 2011-11-20 13:56:52
That awkward moment when you talk to yourself and you start smiling
I dream of the day when someone in the street comes up to me
When your friend gets insulted, and the best you can come up
Who says I can't cook? You've obviously never tasted my cereal.
They say that when you can't sleep, you're awake in someone's
When I see the words 'Based on a true story' before a horror