published on: 2011-10-31 15:25:59
			
		
		
	 
	
	
	
	
			
		
 When I look through my friends list on facebook
 
		
 Dear vending machines, 
 
		
 Greeting someone I dislike:
 
		
 I wonder if my parents ever look at me and think, “Oh my
 
		
 iwillmarrygaga:  Thanks For Having Sex without condom!!!! Love,
 
		
 Doing the moonwalk