 
 Honey, I shrunk the bikini.
 
 Friday Funbaggery: Who’s a good girl, Traci Topps? Who’s
 
 DB by the sea.
 
 Handyman Tiffany Towers checks her hardware. 
 
 Statuesque: I think this is Busty Dusty at her most toned and
 
 That moment when a g-string becomes a semi-bra.