Same day, different year
Flying solo
Generating sales any way they can
Even dysfunction is a type of function
To each his (or her) own
Bite me
Gettin’ to the heart of the matter
The way to a man’s heart
Let me infest you with my love
Pleading innocence will not help
Always read the fine print
Something we can savour together
… because no one else will put up with my bullshit
Flying solo is sometimes your best option
Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time
Nothing says love like being shot with an arrow
Kiss your cash goodbye
You just have to modify me first
Know your online lingo
With apologies to all the romantics out there
Consider yourself warned
Keep your lustful glances to yourself
Siri is such a smartass
What, just one?
If you have to ask, you’re doing it wrong
Wow, that’s ruff
Getting right to the heart of the message
Cold romance
They’re so cute their mailbox is always full of love notes
Ba-da-bing, baby
Mutual admiration society
At least, not until after my second cup
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My chat up lines
Lol
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