“Daddy,” Billie asked her father, “this might

“Daddy,” Billie asked her father, “this might

“It might be bad for me to say, but I’m glad you

“It might be bad for me to say, but I’m glad you

pokesexphilia:    ravingrabids96 said:This will sound weird but

pokesexphilia: ravingrabids96 said:This will sound weird but

“I need you like Mofftiss need tears.”

“I need you like Mofftiss need tears.”

I have orgasms in my sleep!  “I know this sounds kind of

I have orgasms in my sleep! “I know this sounds kind of

 “This might sound weird, but I’m hella proud of

“This might sound weird, but I’m hella proud of

askspectrette:  It’s getting close to being done! :D The next

askspectrette: It’s getting close to being done! :D The next

I know that I’m going to sound as a huge awkward nerd (which

I know that I’m going to sound as a huge awkward nerd (which

littlemisspoly:  c4rousels:  HAVE MY FACE. TELL ME I’M PRETTY~

littlemisspoly: c4rousels: HAVE MY FACE. TELL ME I’M PRETTY~

Post one long chapter with lots of sex, or a few short ones with

Post one long chapter with lots of sex, or a few short ones with

oucu:get on your knees and propose to someone with a large bag

oucu:get on your knees and propose to someone with a large bag

otaku-omorashi:  finehereitisdarnit:  This might sound weird,

otaku-omorashi: finehereitisdarnit: This might sound weird,

tackylesbians:  okay this is gonna sound weird but bear with

tackylesbians: okay this is gonna sound weird but bear with

trashfirefallon:  skirtsuit-angel:this is an example of defamiliarization,

trashfirefallon: skirtsuit-angel:this is an example of defamiliarization,

baguetteinabikebasket: tackylesbians:  okay this is gonna sound

baguetteinabikebasket: tackylesbians: okay this is gonna sound

speedyssketchbook:  Toriel bust!   This is gonna sound weird

speedyssketchbook: Toriel bust! This is gonna sound weird

fr0stedlips: polar-bite:  clientsfromhell:  Client: Do you do

fr0stedlips: polar-bite: clientsfromhell: Client: Do you do

also I forgot my headphones today and the bus I was on was making

also I forgot my headphones today and the bus I was on was making

  askbiolabstrentini replied to your post:   I am ready to kill

askbiolabstrentini replied to your post: I am ready to kill

stonevessel:how can i sleep when theres IMAGES to look at.. weird

stonevessel:how can i sleep when theres IMAGES to look at.. weird

idishido:  Although I guess Ronaldo isn’t wrong about the sentient

idishido: Although I guess Ronaldo isn’t wrong about the sentient

starting the wonder if this guy livetweeting is just making stuff

starting the wonder if this guy livetweeting is just making stuff

dangerously-human: w-poc: snorting while laughing is the purest

dangerously-human: w-poc: snorting while laughing is the purest

zelulae: The Orcffice?… No, that sounds weird.Also why are

zelulae: The Orcffice?… No, that sounds weird.Also why are

avatarparallels:  avatarparallels:  Asami: I know it sounds

avatarparallels: avatarparallels: Asami: I know it sounds

joehumphrey:  entertainmentweekly:  Oh my God, Karen, you can’t

joehumphrey: entertainmentweekly: Oh my God, Karen, you can’t

felcub:  suloom:  thebigbearcave:  don’t be withholding from

felcub: suloom: thebigbearcave: don’t be withholding from

jordan-reet:  I’ve never been spoiled, this will be interesting.

jordan-reet: I’ve never been spoiled, this will be interesting.

istudypirates: malkiewicz:  Synonyms are weird because if you

istudypirates: malkiewicz: Synonyms are weird because if you

dieselbrain:  Not much to say here except I wanted to do more

dieselbrain: Not much to say here except I wanted to do more

dmc-dmc:  pinkcookiedimples:  This might sound weird but I love

dmc-dmc: pinkcookiedimples: This might sound weird but I love

talesofablackmale:  This is going to sound weird but her ass

talesofablackmale: This is going to sound weird but her ass

hasuyawwn:  i haven’t been this unproductive in a long time

hasuyawwn: i haven’t been this unproductive in a long time

boobarina:  becuzpotato:  molotowcocktease:  cranniesinmybrain:

boobarina: becuzpotato: molotowcocktease: cranniesinmybrain:

rabbivole:  temuna:  this is lazlo, he’s got the snuffles and

rabbivole: temuna: this is lazlo, he’s got the snuffles and

folklorebytaylorswift: “This might sound weird, and there’s

folklorebytaylorswift: “This might sound weird, and there’s