While he was admittedly rock hard at his girlfriend’s
Who likes short shorts? Let’s have some fun… if this gets
THIS WILL GET ME PREGNANT IN NO TIME
This reminds me of me when I did this, although I used a vibrator
Gonna do this once in a while since i get new fans all the time.
Gonna do this once in a while since i get new fans all the time.
lichubb: milf-horny: Meet horny MILFs on this exclusive MILF
Lazy Friday. This is what I’ve been doing all day. Wishing
tom-sits-like-a-whore: Okay. But let’s talk about Thor for
acid-kitty: This is me immediately after getting fucked. You
this was funnier in my head but foot jokes???(Submitted by swirl-ix)
osointricate: Apparently some people can have a thought like “I
bob-belcher: side effects of being numb due to mental illness:
wifipasswords:me at 3 am: i need to get my life together im
vickiking: This feels totally relevant right now, as I’m apparently
leslielumarie: Don’t get me wrong, I appreciate every +Like
this-artist-rushes-in: my dysphoria is out of control since a
trashkingmadara: sailorpalinstrashcan: Nervous but frisky Aoba
Me: what do I wanna get for dinner?My housemate: dick?Me: well….
This was me and my friend the day of our grad photos last Thursday.
marlyindeed: coelasquid: Hey kid, what’s going on, want to
waluigivevo: this website pisses me off
mimihamburger: end:this is the best vine This is the only vine.
fr0g-princ3: doomed-prince: This is how to friendship i’m
buckybarneswintersoldier: the-stonedsoldier: “do you have
humans-of-pdx: “My son was a documentarian in Portland,
ochipi: artsynative: Genocide of Native Americans estimate
prettyboyshyflizzy: britteryikes: That Moment After You Get
We aren't the girls who get 42 'likes' on our Facebook pictures,
This is so rushed and amateur but I hope you get a laugh out
vyctornikiforov: Never notice, but each passing piece of new
daddys-princess-kitty77:hisvintagesub:How I serveI get @dirtylove88
rebuy: disarms: screencock: This is still as messed up as
toastoat: me: ok enough blogging time to Draw me: *tucks one
Me when I forget about tumblr for like 3 days and then REMEMBER(sophie-ta)hGSDLKFNDS
ticktocksheep: “Hey, buy me this thing” “lol ok” “waIT