“Hey, good morning… Ted has already gone to work.
“<yaaaawn>… Unff… Well… thanks
“Oh! You startled me!I didn’t expect anyone up
“I don’t know… I just thought it would be
“Thank you so much for giving me a ride home from the office
“So, the guest bedroom is set up, there’s blankets
grandpasfuckingbabes2:It was not hard to guess how the date between
bimbosminder:So I took up a new hobby a few months ago: sucking
fantasygirl209: big-ted-bear: daddyslittleviolet: Wake up,
chubby-bunnies: ted: Comedian and journalist Stella Young is
sasha-leader-of-the-potato-clan: thebigbywolf: thefrostgiantess:
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tricias-captions: My husband, Ted, is due home in a half hour.
fantasygirl209: big-ted-bear: princestadiaries: Woke up to
spunkpup: superbears: campusbeefcake: baddogs: This is like
bondagephotos: Petite blonde Andrea, tied up cross-legged,
I had been a little shy about showing up at Ted’s party.
za-smierc-przyjaciela: speedwag: aozth: 2016 is quite a year
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britishgentlelady: tbh all i want is a movie where trump wins
stonekidman: “You really wanna be my boyfriend, little bro?
sealedbeastnue: stray-suh-nur: thedefiantpotato: maximumbuttitude:
za-smierc-przyjaciela: speedwag: aozth: 2016 is quite a year
rossomeandlaurific: Lily bets Marshall that Ted and Robin won’t
sealedbeastnue: stray-suh-nur: thedefiantpotato: maximumbuttitude:
octoknight: ivelischpfuli: octoknight: I had a nightmare that
sealedbeastnue: stray-suh-nur: thedefiantpotato: maximumbuttitude:
haave-you-met-ted: i just woke up from a nap and my laptop was
teded: There are three types of color receptors in your eye:
ohh-fuck-theres-clowns: nasty-like-nas: SUIT UP! Hey Ted
sealedbeastnue: stray-suh-nur: thedefiantpotato: maximumbuttitude:
sealedbeastnue: stray-suh-nur: thedefiantpotato: maximumbuttitude:
big-ted-bear: fantasygirl209: big-ted-bear: Good morning babygirl.