Due to "lack of room", NYC Police Officers, Port Authority Police
Your faces when you have to answer the door because hotel security
its-okay-were-nice: theoddsrnevernourfavour: buzzfeed: It’s
kitster: lolzpicx: If I fits, I sits HE LOOKS SO FUCKING PLEASED
thelovelyartistic: dolphinboy89: i dont even know where to
zohbugg: dr-ift: bl-ossomed: niick4: this is the coolest
mrmrswoodman: relentlessgeass: spacelionsgetscared oh fuck
acquiesce-cronabunny: sinkinlikestones: moriartygodofmischief:
ginasalvatore.tumblr.com/post/11057258350/
When are small dick jokes not funny? When you have to sleep
-takes a mental health day--has been playing Life is Strange
ravenclawgirl29: ifyoustrikemedown: “the crossroads of destiny”
Holy fuck nuts…. this is so depressing… I’m
……………… I’m not
Jesus fuck…. ow. Also… am I the only person who
….. People that dumb should not be combined with that
……………….. this is not
“Son of a BITCH… When I said I wanted to be reincarnated
True. People assume that if you’re a genius with an ridiculous
…. gods… I fucking hope not.
Ah logic. <3 Honestly… it fucking pisses me
YA ITS NOT THAT FUCKING COMPLICATED LADIES, STOP BEING SELF CENTERED.
lmao….Oh Tumblr. ***NOTE: I got this off a website.
…. dude do your own fucking laundry. You make your mom
…. seriously though…. how fucking stupid do you
lol…. This is such a fucking safety hazard. Hope its
lol Its not wrong…
Truth.
…………. come on. Its not like squirting
Did NOT see that coming…
Did not see that coming…
What the actual fuck… and why do I not find this as creepy
kimpissable: clevverbot: UH NO. EXCUSE ME BUT WHAT ARE YOU
thegirlwiththebadblood: bethosaurus: targaryen-wings: witch-doctor-anfelo:
clumsyisdefinatelysquidgirl: why the fuck would God send down
Fuck you tumblr, your trying to convince me the world is flat