If every pork chop were perfect we wouldn’t have Lapis
dekatsu: muchymozzarella: stuckinthisgodforsakenhellhole:
prokopetz:Don’t get the Jontron fandom too much credit just
siriusblaque: narcissa malfoy was probably the most powerful
If you know me based on who I was a year ago, you don’t know
If I were to meet Edward Elric I'd be all like "Who is this lovely
spookymoeghost: Cyberpunk: themes of postmodernism, the horrors
elder-giry: Tbh go ahead and ship yourself with fictional characters,
kawaiite-mage:thelustiestargonianmaid:I wouldn’t need pronouns
vaergamor: If the only thing keeping a person decent is the
doctorandroseinatardis: lunaseemoony: buffyann23: berryban:
moonemoji: California facts: -we surf to school -if we don’t
sluttyoliveoil: *ends every piece of advice with “idk though”
leggings are pants and if you think leggings aren’t pants
can’t decide if i want to masturbate, eat a whole pizza, or
“money can’t buy happiness” is like the biggest lie ever
Opinions are like orgasms. Mine’s more important and I dont
no one gives a fuck if that photo is queued and that you’re
WHAT DO BOYS EVEN FIND ATTRACTIVE ABOUT BOOBS THEY ARE LITERALLY
no female will take you seriously if you flirt with every girl
say it with me: love isnt always romanticthe closest person in
i fuckin hate that emoji face that’s laughing and crying at
venus-deathtrap: dream-fighter: norest4thaweary: Stretch marks
dietmexicoke: Fact: if a tumblr story takes place on some form
averagefairy: especiallysnowflake: averagefairy: thick thigh
534k: Nothing annoys me more when someone expects you to be okay
goodenoughforjazz: how am i supposed to be a stone cold bitch
narnia:Don’t fight for their attention. If they really care,
kawaiigod: if i get rich my mom gettin paid first thing
howelles: I have this thing called ‘I consider this person
makesgoodchoices: I am in the 1% of the population with this,
venuskissed:queen of getting thru it!!! even if I gotta cry along
strawberrybih: If I gotta beg for ur attention you can keep it
bm-6: busy? you’ll find time if you care.
tatianazmaslany: i literally just started screaming to my dad
If this was funny, REBLOGG then ;)