“You know I love showing you my body while you jerk off,
“What are you waiting for? They’re just breasts.
“Yes, I’m serious! Now get it out while I’m
He finally listened to MCR! I mean.. he’s not that super into
stephiejo90:“Get your clothes off and mount me big brother….I’m
your-naughty-neighbors: mom got really angry for you being out
getoutoftherecat: get out of there cat. why would we get you
myspankingdreamz: Teen borrowed car keys to go shopping and
Sheeshhhh, what a time to get bladder shy lol /)•///•(\ …
i present to you, my day: - my dad hasn’t spoke to me the
insanelygaming: “dead space more like dad space” dad gimme
inhalebutts: I’ll I’m asking is to reblog this picture and
sebastianthedog: sebastianthedog: one night two parents went
Oh gosh, what an adorable episode! I’m really glad we finally
maturedadsandmen: Just like chum for a shark, Dad knew all he
sebastianthedog: one night two parents went out for dinner a
sebastianthedog: one night two parents went out for dinner a
hard4mom: mom and dad got to a lot of fundraisers with themes…
blackfire5561: My brother found a copy of Half-Life Counter-Strike
bbcformyfamily: My dad is out of town for the week so I’m
My due date is in one month from today. I’m ready for her
inhalebutts: I’ll I’m asking is to reblog this picture and
karenmoscovitz: normcore-dad: normcore-dad: Shout out to Al
humansofnewyork: “I’ve been an electronics engineer
My Dad said that if I get 2,000,000,000,000,000 notes I'll get
paternal-instinct: Looks like I walked into the bathroom at
superluminalflower: hey so um, i’m a jewish trans woman and i
daddydickinson: On long car trips, Dad always has to pee when
bbcformyfamily: My dad is out of town for the week so I’m
Trying to get my dad to watch venture bros…. i feel like
twitterthecomic: “dead space more like dad space” dad gimme
sebastianthedog: one night two parents went out for dinner a
sebastianthedog: sebastianthedog: one night two parents went
sebastianthedog: one night two parents went out for dinner a
bustysister: “Yes, I’m serious! Now get it out while
ghira: blake ur clothes is maybe too revealingghira: [has his