Mescaline for Breakfast
Notes Consultant
minteh: “Cartoons? Isn’t that for kids?” I look
pledgeallegiancetothestruggle: magnus-thegreat-redundancy:
Tales Of A Clutsy Ninja
funnybrunette: do you just ever get so mad that you mentally
fuckyoutubers: do you have those memories that are really cringey
thetrollshavethetardis: Can we just talk about the body language
imgfave: Posted by WALLQ
dangerhamster: marblefacade: its crazy that leonardo da vinci
pizza ✌
mountains-i-could-move: heyfunniest: basically, yes. I’ve
i-wanna-be-a-klaine-ship-ranger: DO NOT MASTURBATE DIRECTLY
fluent-in-lesbianism: bellezza98ceilo: space-sailor: pinkkryptonite:
wheelchair-warrior: FILED UNDER: JOKES I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND
superhighschoolleveldragqueen: me logging on tumblr
littlestarpu: ah-shiyt: thedoctorplusone: Piggy Gets Warm
sodamnrelatable: but it was NOT YOUR FAULT BUT MINE and it
shittier: niggaimdeadass: Cleanse me Lord and rid me of this
Christmas present #1 from the boyfriend To those of you that
bad-ass-fat-ass: cornerstorepress: metallikato: sweet-bitsy:
dyspnoeic: sparkafterdark: Talkin shit behind my back? WHAT
loudmouthed: sisqofanclub: socialdarwinist: Some boy in class
themuffinman1227: bardofpizza: themuffinman1227: bardofpizza:
pizza ✌
taylorvomit: rammdark: fondafeeling: britneyymarieee: untzin-around-the-bootiebutt:
pay-money: All that is gold does not glitter,Not all those who
roughrimjob: I burned like ¾ of my forearm on the oven
freudian-slipped: if you put a frog in boiling water, it will
Pineapples and Leashes
hislittlefriskykitten: 0nlysk1n-deep: lockedinsubmission:
adriensone: blackleatherbelt: Mmmmmmm, I’ll remember this
dream
whimps: “When I was pregnant with you, this old, homeless,
Noa!
twotibsawhisker: ‘hey, we’re bees’ is probably