hplyrikz: Clear your mind here
just-shower-thoughts: Science is just Nature thinking about
just-shower-thoughts: I mostly unfriend Facebook friends on
just-shower-thoughts: If the universe is 4-dimensional and we
just-shower-thoughts: “One man’s junk is another man’s
just-shower-thoughts: Trying to convince people that something
just-shower-thoughts: “You are totally going to get it when
just-shower-thoughts: If cats realized how much we take pics
just-shower-thoughts: The entire plotline of Ferris Bueller
just-shower-thoughts: I think the phrase “in the closet”
just-shower-thoughts: A boner is just a bar graph representing
just-shower-thoughts: Facebook is like the tiny town you grew
just-shower-thoughts: If someone would have told me 10 years
just-shower-thoughts: Once you’ve got a good handle on food
just-shower-thoughts: Good music is just the air fucking your
just-shower-thoughts: Once marijuana is federally legalized,
just-shower-thoughts: The FBI should just ask U2 how to get
just-shower-thoughts: My dryer is actually a machine that slowly
just-shower-thoughts: Talking to people on the internet in the
just-shower-thoughts: Running out of batteries is your vibrator’s
just-shower-thoughts: The older I get the more I realize, the
just-shower-thoughts: If I was a criminal, I would draw the
just-shower-thoughts: Tree houses are scary. You are cutting
just-shower-thoughts: Instagram sounds like a great name for
just-shower-thoughts: As a kid I hated getting grounded, now
just-shower-thoughts: When the internet first became popular
just-shower-thoughts: Our phones can track our locations, and
just-shower-thoughts: Ryan Reynolds just got a free pass to
just-shower-thoughts: Instead of Sesame Street or Disney characters,
just-shower-thoughts: Dating is really just a super long interview
just-shower-thoughts: Why is no-one ever the right amount of
just-shower-thoughts: If humans were like honey bees and we
just-shower-thoughts: The “dumb jock” stereotype might have
just-shower-thoughts: As a kid I thought being able to perfectly
just-shower-thoughts: Warm soda and cold coffee are the same
just-shower-thoughts: Cynicism is the price you pay for understanding