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Perfect shot.8===D———{ Wetiquette

Perfect shot.8===D———{ Wetiquette

Home from the beach.(Love the short jeans.) 8===D———{ Wetiquette

Home from the beach.(Love the short jeans.) 8===D———{ Wetiquette

My idea of “quality time”.  8===D———{ Wetiquette

My idea of “quality time”. 8===D———{ Wetiquette

Well done.  8===D———{ Wetiquette

Well done. 8===D———{ Wetiquette

Tending to the homeless.  8===D———{ Wetiquette

Tending to the homeless. 8===D———{ Wetiquette

“I think I’ll have a tart for breakfast.”

“I think I’ll have a tart for breakfast.”

When lust drives me to such disobedience, at least I know I’m

When lust drives me to such disobedience, at least I know I’m

Pro Tip: Tittyfucking is great for strengthening a relationship.

Pro Tip: Tittyfucking is great for strengthening a relationship.

Pretty.  8===D———{ Wetiquette

Pretty. 8===D———{ Wetiquette

The other definition of cock-teasing.  8===D———{ Wetiquette

The other definition of cock-teasing. 8===D———{ Wetiquette

Happy Whore.  8===D———{ Wetiquette

Happy Whore. 8===D———{ Wetiquette

“On my back? Yes Sir.” “Good Bitch.”

“On my back? Yes Sir.” “Good Bitch.”

Pro Tip: If you have big tits, you can be as lazy a you want.

Pro Tip: If you have big tits, you can be as lazy a you want.

Only 20 guys?! Worst birthday ever!8===D———{ Wetiquette

Only 20 guys?! Worst birthday ever!8===D———{ Wetiquette

“If you clean them well, I may agree to use these on you”

“If you clean them well, I may agree to use these on you”

Double Decker.  8===D———{ Wetiquette

Double Decker. 8===D———{ Wetiquette

Tit Tap.  8===D———{ Wetiquette

Tit Tap. 8===D———{ Wetiquette

Skank'gri-La.  8===D———{ Wetiquette

Skank'gri-La. 8===D———{ Wetiquette

Proof.  8===D———{ Wetiquette

Proof. 8===D———{ Wetiquette

A bitch waits for an owner in the kennel.  8===D———{ Wetiquette

A bitch waits for an owner in the kennel. 8===D———{ Wetiquette

I dub thee Miss Slurps-alot. Now turn around.  8===D———{

I dub thee Miss Slurps-alot. Now turn around. 8===D———{

“Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!” or something similar.

“Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!” or something similar.

Nichole   Nick   Nicholas   Niko = Four-Nick-ation I’m

Nichole Nick Nicholas Niko = Four-Nick-ation I’m

Daylight hours at the bar are always off-peak, but the staff

Daylight hours at the bar are always off-peak, but the staff

Fetching the bosses mail is always more challenging when he has

Fetching the bosses mail is always more challenging when he has

Slut School Mid-Terms.  8===D———{ Wetiquette

Slut School Mid-Terms. 8===D———{ Wetiquette

I’m a sucker for a man in a suit. Actually, I’m just

I’m a sucker for a man in a suit. Actually, I’m just

Usually Gianna Michaels has enough breakfast in her bed to feed

Usually Gianna Michaels has enough breakfast in her bed to feed

Position #783: The WTF Bagel.  8===D———{ Wetiquette

Position #783: The WTF Bagel. 8===D———{ Wetiquette

She calls them her “Kitchen Heels”…  8===D———{

She calls them her “Kitchen Heels”… 8===D———{

Rear-seat Airbags.  8===D———{ Wetiquette

Rear-seat Airbags. 8===D———{ Wetiquette

Summer Flings.  8===D———{ Wetiquette

Summer Flings. 8===D———{ Wetiquette

Hand-washing.  8===D———{ Wetiquette

Hand-washing. 8===D———{ Wetiquette

I love Mariah Carey. She makes no excuses. She is exactly what

I love Mariah Carey. She makes no excuses. She is exactly what

Bryci has plenty of holiday spirit.  8===D———{ Wetiquette

Bryci has plenty of holiday spirit. 8===D———{ Wetiquette

How to be a Christmas Slut: Be a slut. Wait for Christmas.  8===D———{ Wetiquette

How to be a Christmas Slut: Be a slut. Wait for Christmas. 8===D———{ Wetiquette