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Mermaids make excellent pets.  8===D———{ Wetiquette

Mermaids make excellent pets. 8===D———{ Wetiquette

Sometimes an evening at home can be just as much fun as an evening

Sometimes an evening at home can be just as much fun as an evening

An extra 10 points if that’s a church alter.  8===D———{

An extra 10 points if that’s a church alter. 8===D———{

Waking up her boyfriend’s roommate.  8===D———{ Wetiquette

Waking up her boyfriend’s roommate. 8===D———{ Wetiquette

Pearl necklaces go so well with big tits.  8===D———{ Wetiquette

Pearl necklaces go so well with big tits. 8===D———{ Wetiquette

Pro Tip: Once your spit bubble pops, immediately begin sucking

Pro Tip: Once your spit bubble pops, immediately begin sucking

Make sure she know that all her holes are equally yours.  8===D———{

Make sure she know that all her holes are equally yours. 8===D———{

“Keep those hands behind your back, bitch!”  8===D———{

“Keep those hands behind your back, bitch!” 8===D———{

One of the best advantages of working from home is getting to

One of the best advantages of working from home is getting to

Juanita loved being a masseuse at the Four Seasons. The tourist

Juanita loved being a masseuse at the Four Seasons. The tourist

Splatter me in thick sticky ropes of jizz. Flood my mouth and

Splatter me in thick sticky ropes of jizz. Flood my mouth and

Filthy Fiona’s fumbling for her friends’ footlong

Filthy Fiona’s fumbling for her friends’ footlong

You might think she’s lucky. That pure chance led her tongue

You might think she’s lucky. That pure chance led her tongue

Pro Tip: Showing off your ability to make and play with spit

Pro Tip: Showing off your ability to make and play with spit

“Wait here while I check on your sister.”  8===D———{

“Wait here while I check on your sister.” 8===D———{

Jesse Jane assists Riley Steele.   8===D———{ Wetiquette

Jesse Jane assists Riley Steele.  8===D———{ Wetiquette

The Piledriver as it should be performed. Only he is supposed

The Piledriver as it should be performed. Only he is supposed

Testing. Once he gets three fingers up her bum, he’ll have

Testing. Once he gets three fingers up her bum, he’ll have

Fuck! 10,000  followers! Thanks everyone! Ego Boost   Gushing

Fuck! 10,000 followers! Thanks everyone! Ego Boost Gushing

Thanks to a petition with over 2,000 supporters, Cindy was the

Thanks to a petition with over 2,000 supporters, Cindy was the

It’s been way to long, Sir. Two whole hours is just too

It’s been way to long, Sir. Two whole hours is just too

“Good Girl. Now walk over to me and I’ll let you

“Good Girl. Now walk over to me and I’ll let you

She has a microphone on her lapel. There must be an interesting

She has a microphone on her lapel. There must be an interesting

The Duchess and the groundskeeper.  8===D———{ Wetiquette

The Duchess and the groundskeeper. 8===D———{ Wetiquette

You’re probably asking yourself: “What did that slut

You’re probably asking yourself: “What did that slut

I love it when picnics end like this.  8===D———{ Wetiquette

I love it when picnics end like this. 8===D———{ Wetiquette

It is a pleasure to please you, Sir.  8===D———{ Wetiquette

It is a pleasure to please you, Sir. 8===D———{ Wetiquette

Pro Tip: Always look the part.8===D———{ Wetiquette

Pro Tip: Always look the part.8===D———{ Wetiquette

Pro Tip: Job security doesn’t just happen by itself. You

Pro Tip: Job security doesn’t just happen by itself. You

Simon spoon-fed his stupid submissive slave some savoury sperm.

Simon spoon-fed his stupid submissive slave some savoury sperm.

Cynthia did everything she could to make sure that the directing

Cynthia did everything she could to make sure that the directing

Hungry hoover handily handles horny hubby’s huge hairless

Hungry hoover handily handles horny hubby’s huge hairless

Wifey wields wet-ones to wipe away wet wads when Mr. Williams

Wifey wields wet-ones to wipe away wet wads when Mr. Williams

Peek-A-Boo! Fuck me too!8===D———{ Wetiquette

Peek-A-Boo! Fuck me too!8===D———{ Wetiquette

A badge of honour.  8===D———{ Wetiquette

A badge of honour. 8===D———{ Wetiquette

The black grand piano in the background adds class.  8===D———{ Wetiquette

The black grand piano in the background adds class. 8===D———{ Wetiquette