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Vintage toys are all the rage… 8===D——{ Wetiquette

Vintage toys are all the rage… 8===D——{ Wetiquette

Pro Tip: When your cunt is burning with lust, water won’t

Pro Tip: When your cunt is burning with lust, water won’t

Pretty Bountee (the Brunette) mutinied and abandoned the HMS

Pretty Bountee (the Brunette) mutinied and abandoned the HMS

Fuck Toy #5 fingered herself with wild urgency. The storage room

Fuck Toy #5 fingered herself with wild urgency. The storage room

She thanked him for the lovely picnic. 8===D——{ Wetiquette

She thanked him for the lovely picnic. 8===D——{ Wetiquette

Honey Lips. 8===D——{ Wetiquette

Honey Lips. 8===D——{ Wetiquette

He calls her his “Roomba”, not because she crawls

He calls her his “Roomba”, not because she crawls

Sex bunny wants a carrot. 8===D——{ Wetiquette

Sex bunny wants a carrot. 8===D——{ Wetiquette

Found a stray. I might keep her, but only if she’s easy

Found a stray. I might keep her, but only if she’s easy

The feeling of nipples grazing bedsheets… mmm…

The feeling of nipples grazing bedsheets… mmm…

Breaking-in a wild filly can take weeks. 8===D——{

Breaking-in a wild filly can take weeks. 8===D——{

Blowjob. Boobs. Beer. 8===D——{ Wetiquette

Blowjob. Boobs. Beer. 8===D——{ Wetiquette

“Loose the shirt… Keep the tie on. It’ll come

“Loose the shirt… Keep the tie on. It’ll come

Some girls love bling, so the more that you bring (earing, necklace

Some girls love bling, so the more that you bring (earing, necklace

“As long as you have that gag in your mouth”, grunted

“As long as you have that gag in your mouth”, grunted

“Keep quiet! If Master finds out we’ve been playing

“Keep quiet! If Master finds out we’ve been playing

Water-Melons. 8===D——{ Wetiquette

Water-Melons. 8===D——{ Wetiquette

I love quotes from Confucius. 8===D——{ Wetiquette

I love quotes from Confucius. 8===D——{ Wetiquette

“Get on the bed! It’s cunt pounding time!”

“Get on the bed! It’s cunt pounding time!”

Pro Tip: When the cops bust you and your friends at an orgy,

Pro Tip: When the cops bust you and your friends at an orgy,

Stunning Stephanie’s superb set supplies (and her suspenders

Stunning Stephanie’s superb set supplies (and her suspenders

Perfectly sized sweater. 8===D——{ Wetiquette

Perfectly sized sweater. 8===D——{ Wetiquette

Andréa missed having roommates……and not paying rent

Andréa missed having roommates……and not paying rent

A great dorm room door sign. 8===D——{ Wetiquette

A great dorm room door sign. 8===D——{ Wetiquette

Pro Tip: Those with the innocent faces make the best slaves.

Pro Tip: Those with the innocent faces make the best slaves.

Last Drop Love.8===D——{ Wetiquette

Last Drop Love.8===D——{ Wetiquette

Pro Tip: Rejuvenate old leggings with a pair of scissors and

Pro Tip: Rejuvenate old leggings with a pair of scissors and

Hubby bought several “Make your own dildo” kits.

Hubby bought several “Make your own dildo” kits.

Trying to think of a pun involving “driving stick shift”,

Trying to think of a pun involving “driving stick shift”,

Denise Milani is proof that the world is unfair. 8===D——{

Denise Milani is proof that the world is unfair. 8===D——{

Nymphomania: Nymph-Oh-Man-I-ANymph [Noun]A mythological spirit

Nymphomania: Nymph-Oh-Man-I-ANymph [Noun]A mythological spirit

Pro Tip:While expensive looking jewellery may make you seem more

Pro Tip:While expensive looking jewellery may make you seem more

He held her by her hair and humped her head as the horny harlot

He held her by her hair and humped her head as the horny harlot

Tori Black. ‘Nuff Said. 8===D——{ Wetiquette

Tori Black. ‘Nuff Said. 8===D——{ Wetiquette

Wow, I love theese boots! 8===D——{ Wetiquette

Wow, I love theese boots! 8===D——{ Wetiquette

saythankyoumaster:  We shared her. She liked it.    I’ve

saythankyoumaster: We shared her. She liked it. I’ve