tastefullyoffensive: Video: Ellen’s Favorite Tweets of the
Straight girls, they'll fuck you up every time.
hornetaur: She had curves in all the wrong places - some of
dannnylawrence: unlimitedgoats: luxvriously: My anaconda will
noelfrost: prinnyemperor: in brightest day in blackest night
sarahakele: just so we’re clear if i ever become famous you
dogshoulders: nice save
nothing but honey
motherfucker just tried to convince me he was Pharrell Williams
roseonabeach: spoopypx: i tried making one of those hidden
Your fave is problematic: Santa Claus
1:21 AM
pospiscal: trying to comfort a friend
ryknows: when you’re trying to take a photo of some stupid
losethehours: cryingalonewithfrankenstein: do-you-have-a-flag:
miss-a-stan: if i see one more shitty and condescending comic
ghostmoritz: yellowberet: our friend noah almost got mugged
snorlaxatives: me in the club
dannyaviclan: *after I give someone a blowjob* well that’s
-sharkbites: jonnovstheinternet: In Romania they have box Vodka.
kazechama: sisyphusrising: bottledmystery: seahitlers-waterapocalypse:
Not all those who wander are lost
Just A Frog, Doing Frog Things.
Nice lady explains how to fold a fitted sheet in simple steps
ninjagiry: marniethedog: I love shopping! why are people reblogging
killbenedictcumberbatch: im definitely following the right people
debussylovesdepussy: This season of American Horror Story looks
IDEK
pumkat: haus-of-ill-repute: Where is the pumpkin stem
thecluesofme: supdaddy: OMG HERES THE VIDEO OF MEREDITH THIRSTING
voidbat: merlinsbane: this would be a good time to donate to
tears-in-the-tardis: sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’ but
geometricdeathtrap: I went to go take a shower and there’s
fatherway: frickgerard: fatherway: anyways heres wonderwall
imaginescalemates: adding unnecessary comments to posts more
goldenfleeces: can someone just delete weheartit