krawkjock:I spawned a friendly skeever in the Hall of Attainment
clitpotle: im putting free wifi on my gravestone so people will
phildragash:I finished Ocarina of Time for the first time evuhhh!
alecstasy: LOOK AT THIS PUG SITTING IN A CHAIR LIKE IS IT A
caughtintheantimatter: sluttyoliveoil:nothing is as disappointing
ironyofchokingonjacksdick:A sentence I never thought I would
seventhsons:where the fuck is she i am like balls deep in aliens
babeoftime: theres a girl i know whos pregnant and her facebook
haroldfinch:I am the ghost of Barry Fairbrother. And I am watching
returnofpowerbastard: Space Jam was a documentary
In 2001, what grade were you in?
kiface:squarestrawberries:batmanisagatewaydrug:So my younger
heart:heart: I want a 4 day nap
Quantum entanglement is a tricky business
ok this is probably their best
carriefishers-archive: Mulder, you say that you’ve failed,
batmansymbol: i don’t know what an elevator restroom is but
bobbyeobu:this is me
rubystewrt:all disney princesses aesthetics
how to get a gf:
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
RADIO MESSAGE FROM HQ: DANCE COMMANDER WE LOVE YOU
alrightevans:17 sickles to a galleon and 29 knuts to a sickle
miracleoforacles:lordnybbler: bloglikeanegyptian: inkalypse:
Damn Guido!
krxs10:yall hearing about this trash the illuminati wanna try
cattink:every time i say something witty: please don’t think
carleecochina:sixpenceee:144-Year-Old Japanese Pink Wisteria
momcore420:woodmeat:pussylipgloss:babies are so cute aww they
feminismanthem: wow! i can’t believe for ฤ/month i can see
thecutestofthecute: Here are some adorable dogs holding flowers.
sylvysparrow: how hard does this damn tweet go though
sandandglass:The Nightly Show, March 23, 2015
durbikins: durbikins:durbikins:durbikins:10. Send the fucker
A Midnight Rendezvous
narcotic: “I, a big wrinkle, made all of these smaller