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And that is why I love you, Zooey Dechannel.

And that is why I love you, Zooey Dechannel.

Japan’s coming back, man. Coming back in a major way. 

Japan’s coming back, man. Coming back in a major way. 

Puppet gangbang’s a-coming.

Puppet gangbang’s a-coming.

Luke Perry, killin’ it!

Luke Perry, killin’ it!

I believe in a thing called stuff.

I believe in a thing called stuff.

BFTs: Big fun tits. 

BFTs: Big fun tits. 

Party patrol.

Party patrol.

How many P&G executives can you fit in YOUR colon, smart

How many P&G executives can you fit in YOUR colon, smart

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ronbenetjamsey.tumblr.com/post/1360304141/

Gang rape is imminent.

Gang rape is imminent.

Ladies love a dainty lover.

Ladies love a dainty lover.

Lil tiny savior.

Lil tiny savior.

Mannsaft.

Mannsaft.

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ronbenetjamsey.tumblr.com/post/1356886766/

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ronbenetjamsey.tumblr.com/post/1356008388/

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ronbenetjamsey.tumblr.com/post/1356003780/

Ima jist throw this in a garbage an’ go git my herr did,

Ima jist throw this in a garbage an’ go git my herr did,

Holy god fuck I wish I had a ponytail.    PS: Baby, I’m

Holy god fuck I wish I had a ponytail. PS: Baby, I’m

crapheadslaphead:  the perfect female  But can it clean?

crapheadslaphead: the perfect female But can it clean?

What’s. In there?

What’s. In there?

Go Aaron! Go A&E!

Go Aaron! Go A&E!

Well more tired than truly sick but I’m trying to make

Well more tired than truly sick but I’m trying to make

Shirley and the Wizard.

Shirley and the Wizard.

I don’t know much. But I know I love you-woo. And that

I don’t know much. But I know I love you-woo. And that

Two day’s later you get an email asking you to take a survey

Two day’s later you get an email asking you to take a survey

The best kind of dudes.

The best kind of dudes.

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ronbenetjamsey.tumblr.com/post/1352674053/

Aw yea. Get ready to be space-fucked. Or maybe scuba-jammed. 

Aw yea. Get ready to be space-fucked. Or maybe scuba-jammed. 

The Dildicorn.

The Dildicorn.

There they go there they go there they go ugh! Pass me them thangs,

There they go there they go there they go ugh! Pass me them thangs,

You know if you show Santa in a commercial the Jews will get

You know if you show Santa in a commercial the Jews will get

Suddenly I want to have children pretty dang bad.

Suddenly I want to have children pretty dang bad.

Sometimes the best surprises are the ones that cost hundreds

Sometimes the best surprises are the ones that cost hundreds

Holy sweet sweet Jesus of Christ and God and everything perfect.

Holy sweet sweet Jesus of Christ and God and everything perfect.

I have this great idea for a movie and just in time for the world

I have this great idea for a movie and just in time for the world

Sounds of Blackness: Pffffft.

Sounds of Blackness: Pffffft.