half boy half robot half ravioli
1squirtle:when you piss off your friend but wont leave them alone
half boy half robot half ravioli
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slomobrofist: hal-jr: omg its just so confused it goes “mowe?????”
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frixndsinfinity: my dad’s in china and he just sent me a picture
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hip-hop-lifestyle: “never odd or even” spelled backwards
whitegirlsaintshit: krxs10: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EMERGENCY
ggaga: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
animal-factbook: Australian is known for being one of the best
tennants-hair: ”when i was your age i-”yes but this is not
graystripe: once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math
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small-town-equestrian: so i’ve been taking photos for quite
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lordoftheinternet:THE LEANING TOWER OF PISA IS IN ITALY IT’S
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flewor: “was that awkward eye contact or were we checking
baracknobama: “do you like money?” “¥€$”
iphonevevo: when the person who volunteers to read is completely
hijerking: mom: you need to learn how to cook for yourselfme:
rum: Accents are the different fonts of language
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greetings: waking up from hangover like
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literallysame: nohighs: YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS
dragonpajamas:*puts the difficulty on easy because I know who
lggyzalea: when you’re out with your friends and someone really
magic-bowtie-dreams-221b:thempress:People look down on McDonald’s
joltick: me irl: speaks in a fairly monotone voice, doesnt smile
somethingawesomerthanawesome: detectivesangelstardisandwands: