vast-sea: the sexual tension between you and anyone your age
patrick-arthur-urie: dirtylittledamsel: I Should’ve Saved
yzma: remember when yahoo bought tumblr and nothing happened
mackenziefrenzie: OUR PILOT WAS JUST LIKE “ladies and gentlemen…i
kardashy: WHEN YOU LIKE SOMEONE BUT THERE IS LITERALLY NO CHANCE
herlittlepleasures: you could call me at 2am and i wouldnt mind
saiderp: when you finally accept that you really like someone
christmasblogger: don’t show me affection ever because i will
fartgallery: I hate that like 30 minute period before going
best-of-funny: recklessjustin: lzayoi: lzayoi: Wtf im going
best-of-funny: h0odrich: I wanna jump off a building and not
best-of-funny: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: bombaree: one
best-of-funny: partybarackisinthehousetonight: pro tip: glue
starllex: when youre at the store with your mom and you see
notahoe: the coolest thing ever is when you drink a lot of water
very-best-text-posts: isn’t it ironichow we killflowersbecause
very-best-text-posts: yeahmanidk: jackedoff: poop is touching
very-best-text-posts: buttermilkqueen: u know when u accidentally
very-best-text-posts: gierlichmypussy: when people give me
very-best-text-posts: goldenthong: did you ever stop to think
very-best-text-posts: albinoblackman: when jesus is born I
very-best-text-posts: ohvictor-myvictor: callingallasians:
oopsishittedagain: avengethewholockians: 420goku: 420goku:
cookiemonstahz: li-li-litchi: What if instead of police dogs,
hungarian: sometimes people will disagree with u but that’s
zombieinmybutt: wizcoylifa: what if humans lost all their skin
tears-in-the-tardis: sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’ but
nepeta-lives: I came out as a queer during football practice
best-of-funny: cosbyykidd: c02xm: if a 99 pound person eats
crocker-incorporated: Finding a new friend Slowly developing
novemberrain93: mechanicmastermind: alecwoodlight: im still
sirderpington: twofingerswhiskey: egberts: parents who dont
pityfriend: wait??? both you and myself have genitals??? well
unfriendlyasiangirl: me: ok i’ll study at 8:00 clock: 8:00
phallocentricfascism: “so what do you like to do for fun?”
rnph: there are young kids out there trying to find porn on