snapchatting: you are under arrest for being attractive and
in-vagina-we-thrust: niggablvd: My girlfriend just asked me
deaneggsandsam: adult: “do u know what college you want to
thequeenstons: “I tried not to reblog this I swear”
best-of-funny: buriaq: coolbutcautious: the only reason i
vangoghismyboyfriend: my favorite thing about the world is that
wartortles: *holding phone in hand* where the fuck is my phone
theangelthatfellfordean: that moment of intimacy with the person
thedoctorisreadyallonsy: g-erti: you know how sometimes you
zerosympathy: *accidentally starts masturbating*
piranhabat: jakemalik: *drops food on floor* germs: go get
sexual-phan: sir-positron: cuss-turd: prettyboysmakemefeelthings:
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coolscar: highschoolers who have beards are either really cool
lecterings: ‘where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds
eli-manning: gurry: Aren’t we all internet explorers?
alecvevo: sometimes I close my eyes and I can’t see
splders: *eats 4 slices of pizza* im so full *eats another 4
nietzscheisdead: six things every girl will ALWAYS have in her
thorsies: having seaweed rub against u when ur swimming in the
starlit-notes: I would like to thank my arms, for always being
ollivander: ollivander: Oh my god my prof is late and everyone
the-pizza: drug dealer? no man. hug dealer. come here
fasterfood: *stabs u in the arm* dude why are you screaming
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desintegrer: desintegrer: guess who has a boyfriend if you
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tupacabra: “hanging out with friends” means sitting
rel-ecno: losing friends to people you helped them meet
demcats: Haha oops I care about you
coward: some 13 year olds are dumb as hell but some 16 year
caseyanthonyofficial: When your girlfriend tries to hold your
itsvondell: if i die tonight it’s because i ate 3 calcium
kisslng: this one time a girl told me we had the same name and
unfollovving: How do you do the thing where someone likes you
wizardgrum: it’s weird how everyone’s house has a special