australiansanta: steptoe: Big words turn me on wheelbarrow
bigrnac: on today’s episode of “what’s wrong in my life”
arglist: “where are you going to college” “what do you
eggnoginfused: My life goal is to have my own Wikipedia page.
lufioh: EVERY FRIENDSHIP HAS THAT ONE JOKE THAT BASICALLY ENDS
gelatins: hello, is this mcdonalds? ah yes, i would like to
alzix: I live in constant fear of being shit on by a bird
lermoon: special talent: dramatically lipsync songs and pretend
dashdrive: how many whats until you give up on trying to hear
aduhm: Beyonce puts her 1 year old daughter who can not speak
smaugtheterrible: if the pope can give up then so can i
best-text-posts: niick4: how nice would it be if the more you
distraction: drunktrophywife: just some of my favorite boys
mamakarkat: mom: people are coming over! me:
kristacracy: eat-sleep-and-dream-music: walkinghalfdead: My
prettymuchdone: “ok” and “okay” sound different in my
taco-bell-rey: When the teacher forgets to collect homework
celebertitties: i watched your snapchat story to get rid of
beenthereshippedthat: OK SO I WAS IN A PUBLIC RESTROOM AND I
jackofficers: liquor before beer youre in the clear beer before
ezalti: I would sit in a parking lot with you at 2am
loudmouthed: WHY would you want weed socks where you gonna wear
clubbedsoda: “you’re denying it so it must be true!” NO
yawnchild: roselastrider: yawnchild: when i was born i was
mukeulele: highlights of 2013: it ended
habituallydestructive: *laughs while actually getting feelings
djkaeru: coelacanthteeth: never ever apologize to me for your
k-elizabeth-t: This boy at Target asked if I would hold his
apricockjam: MY FRIEND WAS ADDING RANDOM PEOPLE ON FACEBOOK
unsuccessfulblogger: 10k away from 10k someone promo me
thevirginharry: remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid
animeasuka: partybarackisinthehousetonight: children wake up
kittencosima: kittencosima: kittencosima: so justin bieber
artichokehold: im gonna cover a song *puts blanket over cd*
michaxl: haha ok “friend” where were u when i uploaded a
plaidstockings: I feel like the motto of 2013 was “wait what”