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Surfing lessons dream. Hi, I’m your surf instructor. Uh…

Surfing lessons dream. Hi, I’m your surf instructor. Uh…

Look who washed up… is it a merman? Dreaming of magical

Look who washed up… is it a merman? Dreaming of magical

Bruce… we just wanted to make sure it was you…

Bruce… we just wanted to make sure it was you…

I dream of coming up from behind and helping him out of his shirt.

I dream of coming up from behind and helping him out of his shirt.

Perfect musculature.  Great lighting… ready… set… dream.

Perfect musculature.  Great lighting… ready… set… dream.

Dreaming of me?  I sure hope so.

Dreaming of me?  I sure hope so.

If you drop trou… I’ll throw some beads your way… 

If you drop trou… I’ll throw some beads your way… 

A great costume … the FUTURISTIC man of my dreams.

A great costume … the FUTURISTIC man of my dreams.

I am so glad you are tall enough to show off your ass above water…

I am so glad you are tall enough to show off your ass above water…

Strip baseball is the only baseball I play. Remember, if I strike

Strip baseball is the only baseball I play. Remember, if I strike

In my dreams nudity is reality.

In my dreams nudity is reality.

man of my dreams

man of my dreams

It’s not easy being green… or getting naked…

It’s not easy being green… or getting naked…

You are too cool for clothes. Thanks for being part of my dreams.

You are too cool for clothes. Thanks for being part of my dreams.

You think we are safe out here? Yeah. You sure… I think

You think we are safe out here? Yeah. You sure… I think

Let’s get you out of those pants… you really only

Let’s get you out of those pants… you really only

Dude… the party just started and you are already naked!?!

Dude… the party just started and you are already naked!?!

Wow, I can’t believe you are doing this? Dude… it

Wow, I can’t believe you are doing this? Dude… it

Ready to run? You bet… I didn’t get this far to

Ready to run? You bet… I didn’t get this far to

Guess what I found? I don’t have a clue! I bet you could

Guess what I found? I don’t have a clue! I bet you could

Guys… thanks for doing that so quickly…Have y'all

Guys… thanks for doing that so quickly…Have y'all

Good morning… I am here to service you. What? I am here

Good morning… I am here to service you. What? I am here

You’re all wet! I guess I am too. Yeah… that is

You’re all wet! I guess I am too. Yeah… that is

You have nothing to be ashamed of.  Let’s go outside and

You have nothing to be ashamed of.  Let’s go outside and

Good morning handsome… were you dreaming of me?

Good morning handsome… were you dreaming of me?

Levi at Island House. Levi… I hope you are looking at

Levi at Island House. Levi… I hope you are looking at

WTF dude?  I am trying to have a moment to myself!  Put the

WTF dude?  I am trying to have a moment to myself!  Put the

I am dreaming of you. Every inch of you.  From the veins popping..

I am dreaming of you. Every inch of you.  From the veins popping..

I can’t believe I am doing this! Believe it dude.  I got

I can’t believe I am doing this! Believe it dude.  I got

I usually only dream in nudity… but damn this guy is soo

I usually only dream in nudity… but damn this guy is soo

Mirror mirror… on the wall… who’s the hottest

Mirror mirror… on the wall… who’s the hottest

Dreaming that you will be my life coach.

Dreaming that you will be my life coach.

Dare to dream… be brave and have fun!

Dare to dream… be brave and have fun!

Having a hard time waking up? In my dreams I can wake you up

Having a hard time waking up? In my dreams I can wake you up

Marco Dapper in Eating Out 2: Sloppy Seconds Talk about a big

Marco Dapper in Eating Out 2: Sloppy Seconds Talk about a big

Dude, run! But we’re naked!  and They are right behind

Dude, run! But we’re naked!  and They are right behind