I watched Szith’s show from the back of the hall, invisible,
I’d been starting to wish I’d never signed up for urinal
So, I may be in the egg business, and I may be a rabbit, but
I’m glad you made it here today, fox. From what we talked
Strange things, bachelor parties. One last night for the groom
I always said my nose would never steer me wrong. I’m a beagle;
The lines at the grocery store stretched halfway back to the
I was surprised to start getting responses to my personal ad.
I lay in bed, surrounded by plushies, reaching blindly for the
Most people come to a concert to watch the stage; me, it’s
I wasn’t supposed to be in the restroom. I mean, I wouldn’t
I never wanted to be paired up with Eckhart. He reminded me
I started out by telling people I’d been in an accident.
The shopping mall is even quieter at night than during the day,
I stood on the sidewalk in front of the house that used to be
There’s an old saying, ‘don’t get mad, get even.’ Sure,
There were probably people better qualified to hunt down Cardo.
Christmas morning on my own, rain splattering on the motel room
It was hard to get used to just how early it got dark here when
Rain fell in spatters on the tent where Greg had been trying
The Halloween season is glorious—ghosts and monsters, demons
They’d started saying the corn maze was haunted. That was
Not a lot of people will tell you they love their job and mean
Sometimes when you’ve been at a job for a long time, you feel
The bus was not the fastest way to go downtown, but I wasn’t
I used to be something else. I don’t know what, exactly.
I work in the new castle that they’ve been building on the
It was a regular disappointment to see, every morning, the scale
I was only slightly miffed when airport security confiscated
I was trying to sit through my last class that Friday when my
March was unusually warm, and the raucous sounds of bird and
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Now, anyone who knows me knows I’m not usually one for time
The odds of just about anything happening in space are so low
“We’ve gotta go out and get some dick today.” Bub grinned
Every day, Darkwater slept in my bed; I took the opportunity