Life would be so much simpler if I were a mermaid.
A.
later dudes
c-h-e-e-t-a-h: hahaha I’d fill this.
"Don't worry, i'm not going to bother you anymore..."
go away
She's got you high.
COCK ASS CUM DUMP
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Dead. Brokeback Twilight. Absolutely Dead.
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In advance. September please be kind.
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God damned fucking car won't start. :( Wahhhh I wanna cry.
Actually would be cute.
Both.
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Oh sweet jesus yes.
Fucking yes.
Accurate.
Worlds most perfect doctor.
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I would recommend you go through puberty again but honestly boys,
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I've decided I'm staying in my room forever. Read Sherrilyn Kenyon,
Maybe someday we will understand how we can miss someone we've
Reblog if your Mum is beautiful.
awake and showered at 7am on a Saturday morning. What the fuck.
The place we were looking for since childhood...
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