New favourite joke:
So, 2016: Captain America 3, Batman v Superman, X-Men: Apocalypse,
youcouldbemy-sanity: She’s laughing because she’s thinking
whatever-peasant: Fun fact if you talk to me past midnight i
kardashy: i found my senior quote
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! XD
Huh… I you CAN walk a snake… who knew…
HA. FUCKING WIN.
*nods sagely*
…. >_> Guilty…
Dude… don’t run TOWARDS hookers… run AWAY
This is highly close to the truth.
lmao…. I don’t think it works that way bruh…
Okay… stupid… but maybe the most majestic thing
*sheds single tear* I missed it… =O
lmao Snail mail trolling done right.
Quick question for all of the people in the world with penises
![theeohnoyoudidnts: rydenarmani: scenicroutes: [sighs deeply]](http://64.media.tumblr.com/2894893fd096db4c95947e0bd5e5ea37/tumblr_ncbf24x7C51qaqk3no1_250.png)
theeohnoyoudidnts: rydenarmani: scenicroutes: [sighs deeply]
Shades of a mind.
evilkittyky: Still have a few more pieces that i needa get but
=O
lmao I wish to be this cool one day…
lmao I WANNA TRY THIS.
….. kewl.
Unfortunate…
AWESOME.
lol…. What the fuck am I witnessing…
lmao…. Better trained than the majority of my co-workers
You dun fucked up…. bad.
Poor Lapras. <3
lol *nods*
*laughs more loudly than is warranted*
lmao…. He’s not wrong… >_>
Legit bro.
Accurate.
lmao… You fucker Koolaid… you fucker…