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Spending some quality time outdoors with the babe before spending

Spending some quality time outdoors with the babe before spending

So gay.

So gay.

Poolside with the babe.

Poolside with the babe.

School night! @yelletweets was amazing!  (at Bardot-Hollywood)

School night! @yelletweets was amazing! (at Bardot-Hollywood)

Me & my girl lazin’ in the park.

Me & my girl lazin’ in the park.

Happy Birthday @juliavoth!!! #babetownusa #awfulphoto #flash

Happy Birthday @juliavoth!!! #babetownusa #awfulphoto #flash

I tried Bikram yoga and I’ve literally never been this

I tried Bikram yoga and I’ve literally never been this

2001 called…

2001 called…

NSFW: Just having the most fun time trying to finish this up.

NSFW: Just having the most fun time trying to finish this up.

sandrabbullock-deactivated20141:  Sofia Vergara reads mean tweet.

sandrabbullock-deactivated20141: Sofia Vergara reads mean tweet.

I can’t think of the right words to write on this paper.

I can’t think of the right words to write on this paper.

I love it when she does this. #parrotpup #pirateslife

I love it when she does this. #parrotpup #pirateslife

NSFW: I fuckin love nature. Ain’t no hike like a naked

NSFW: I fuckin love nature. Ain’t no hike like a naked

FYF aka the Blood Brothers Reunion Show tickets purchased! #tbt

FYF aka the Blood Brothers Reunion Show tickets purchased! #tbt

Julia is back home!

Julia is back home!

Left my phone in an Uber. The driver held it ransom for บ.

Left my phone in an Uber. The driver held it ransom for บ.

DIE ANTWOORD - PITBULL TERRIER i love them.

DIE ANTWOORD - PITBULL TERRIER i love them.

Happybirthdayzackiloveyou

Happybirthdayzackiloveyou

#sizeofmyface #anotherbabeschalice #happybirthdayzack

#sizeofmyface #anotherbabeschalice #happybirthdayzack

Happy Birthday @zackpearlman we’re taking selfies in your

Happy Birthday @zackpearlman we’re taking selfies in your

drivenbyboredom:  April.  I’m the proud owner of a face.

drivenbyboredom: April. I’m the proud owner of a face.

Awwww yeah @naesquared is in town!!!!

Awwww yeah @naesquared is in town!!!!

Yeah this is all fun and nostalgic but fuck does it take a long

Yeah this is all fun and nostalgic but fuck does it take a long

Mr. Show Art Show #freethimbles (at Meltdown Comics & Collectibles)

Mr. Show Art Show #freethimbles (at Meltdown Comics & Collectibles)

Went for the coffee mug that’s the size of my face this

Went for the coffee mug that’s the size of my face this

Pup walkin'

Pup walkin'

Hotel coffee is awful. #goodmorning

Hotel coffee is awful. #goodmorning

#notprom #disneyhacks (at Disneyland)

#notprom #disneyhacks (at Disneyland)

#disneyselfies #disneybabes #littlemermaidisthebestdisneymovie

#disneyselfies #disneybabes #littlemermaidisthebestdisneymovie

Right after this was taken, this Thai restaurant turned into

Right after this was taken, this Thai restaurant turned into

I am so fucking high on cold brew right now.  (at Stumptown Coffee)

I am so fucking high on cold brew right now. (at Stumptown Coffee)

NSFW: last night was hilarious.

NSFW: last night was hilarious.

Drank too much whiskey? Nothing an ice cream sandwich in the

Drank too much whiskey? Nothing an ice cream sandwich in the

I mentioned that I live in Babetown, U.S.A., right? #dempearlywhitestho

I mentioned that I live in Babetown, U.S.A., right? #dempearlywhitestho

Yo sup I gotta lot a Doctor Who posters aight #ootd

Yo sup I gotta lot a Doctor Who posters aight #ootd

good morning I guess or whatever

good morning I guess or whatever