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#pizzaselfie (at Pizzeria Bianco)

#pizzaselfie (at Pizzeria Bianco)

If I were Egyptian royalty… (at Arizona Science Center)

If I were Egyptian royalty… (at Arizona Science Center)

Galactus! See you, space cowboy… #phxcc  (at Phoenix Comic

Galactus! See you, space cowboy… #phxcc (at Phoenix Comic

At the bar at a BBQ restaurant in fuckin Peoria waiting for my

At the bar at a BBQ restaurant in fuckin Peoria waiting for my

YC’s, part of a balanced & healthy breakfast! #noods

YC’s, part of a balanced & healthy breakfast! #noods

grr.

grr.

This honestly might be the highlight of my life. #finallygottositinit

This honestly might be the highlight of my life. #finallygottositinit

I had such a fun time at the Nerd Poetry Slam yesterday! I read

I had such a fun time at the Nerd Poetry Slam yesterday! I read

SHUT UP. #2lbs

SHUT UP. #2lbs

I got a new dress today. #phxcc

I got a new dress today. #phxcc

Literally seconds after I texted @naesquared that it’s

Literally seconds after I texted @naesquared that it’s

Sleeping with an X-wing

Sleeping with an X-wing

Haha no way Dagny

Haha no way Dagny

So proud of @gearknox & his Ma for making @rockstarrescue

So proud of @gearknox & his Ma for making @rockstarrescue

Classic noods. #tradition (at Yc’s Mongolian Grill)

Classic noods. #tradition (at Yc’s Mongolian Grill)

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heyitsapril.tumblr.com/post/87937877037/

#nofilter #nomakeup #nomoredriving #imadeitma #roadtrip

#nofilter #nomakeup #nomoredriving #imadeitma #roadtrip

I’m not sorry that I love Arby’s. #yesiknowitsawful

I’m not sorry that I love Arby’s. #yesiknowitsawful

#kbye #latenightroadtrip #phxcc

#kbye #latenightroadtrip #phxcc

I’m judging a nerd poetry slam at Phoenix Comic Con this

I’m judging a nerd poetry slam at Phoenix Comic Con this

Dagny always makes me feel like an evil mastermind when she sits

Dagny always makes me feel like an evil mastermind when she sits

Eat shit. #minimochacupcakies

Eat shit. #minimochacupcakies

Dying my bush silver

Dying my bush silver

Happy birthday to my absolute best fuckin friend! I’m so

Happy birthday to my absolute best fuckin friend! I’m so

Finally got to see my boys be funny on a stage tonight. #virginitystory

Finally got to see my boys be funny on a stage tonight. #virginitystory

Box o’ sake #japanesefermentedcoconutwater #secretalcohol

Box o’ sake #japanesefermentedcoconutwater #secretalcohol

Happy Saturday!

Happy Saturday!

- @hollis_hart got me a cake. She is a perfect human being whom

- @hollis_hart got me a cake. She is a perfect human being whom

#secretproject #artbarn #artishard

#secretproject #artbarn #artishard

Creating in this magical space today. #artbarn #secretproject

Creating in this magical space today. #artbarn #secretproject

Waiting for that train. (at Filmore Station)

Waiting for that train. (at Filmore Station)

Die Antwoord was fuckin so dope tonight. SO DOPE. #fokjullenaaiers

Die Antwoord was fuckin so dope tonight. SO DOPE. #fokjullenaaiers

Oh you fancy huh? #fancycomedy (at Sofitel Los Angeles at Beverly

Oh you fancy huh? #fancycomedy (at Sofitel Los Angeles at Beverly

Makes sense, right? #fuckcensorship #regram @freethenipplelives

Makes sense, right? #fuckcensorship #regram @freethenipplelives

This is a really fuckin complicated way to churn ice cream, guys.

This is a really fuckin complicated way to churn ice cream, guys.

K byyyye #happywatchdogsday

K byyyye #happywatchdogsday