HAPPY FUCKING 2015
I dressed up. #nye2015 #fuckoff2014
My shower April O'Neil cosplay.
Preview of my cosplay feature from SDCC with @eladarling in the
Back home from urgent care. I have strep throat and an ear infection.
Parents are driving. They’re arguing. I’ve got headphones
Saying goodbye to the desert, for now, and looking toward the
Getting high in the shower before watching Doctor Who. My parents
Merry Xmas from the birthday pup!
Merry Xmas from a younger version of me and my brother. #tbt
I woke up like this. Seriously. Santa put a bottle of champagne
Yep, watching The Interview while stoned was a brilliant plan.
NSFW: The March issue of Hustler magazine will have a photo feature
I made Glühwein! #holidaybullshit #hometownadventures
All I wanted for Xmas Eve was to sleep in. It’s 2pm and
weirdo.
Apparently, I hold my chopsticks wrong. It works for me. #n00dz
- @naesquared went to Disney World and brought me back this Cinderella
And so begins the family annual tamale making tradition. #30lbsofmasa
I brought my telescope to the desert. ✨
There are no bathtubs at my parents house.
Quality sibling nature hike in which we found a portal.
i lolZ
I swear to fucking god she genuinely hates me.
Apparently, this small human is quite fond of me. I’m the
And I’m in the middle of the desert now. #hometown #holidaybullshit
This woman is half responsible for my existence! #thanksma
The closest I’ll probably get to a holiday card photo.
Jeff Goldblum’s Jazz Karaoke was amazing! (at DBA - Hollywood)
Congratulations on that pinball trophy @sharonezra! I’ll
everything. (at AVALON HOLLYWOOD)
Starting to feel better. Put makeup on. Went back to bed. Well,
Thank you to every one involved in this evening. I needed that.
Can’t wait to drop my new album! It’s all Disney
Yes, hello, Satan? There’s a creepy guy leering towards
I love this beautiful weird creature so very much. #killprettyparty