They wouldn’t let us the movie theater with our scooters.
90’s party last night! #happybdayhallie #temptatts #partyon
I don’t practice Santeria…
Oh, hello, Demarcus. @tweetsoutloud
#tbt to the time I had a lightsaber fight downtown with @spencerevanschuck
This is Archimedes, @chadmander64’s new puppy! #puppyhype
NSFW: Ok, Tuesday, let’s go.
I skipped the SuperBowl yesterday and watched this instead. No
NSFW: Sportsball day! I’m representing the right sport
NSFW: Dalek Bath is always trying to get fresh with me.
My absolute favorite arcade game. #japanesepolice #thuglife
#monday
My good friends @weekendpilots made a PSA about marijuana. I’ve
Welcome to LA @jakehurwitz! #blowme #santeealley #2chainz #brooklyn
#brunch #welcometoLA #5thcarafe #bottomlessmimosas #whochugsmimosas
Fuckin dorks. #toocool
Retro game day! #trisystem #segagenesisaladdin
Saturday at @tsharp3d’s #wtfdoweplayfirst
NSFW: #livelongandlovepussy
Thanks again so much everyone & @XBIZ for Girl/Girl Performer
#donefuckinaround
#fuckinaround #part3 paintings by @hollis_hart
#fuckinaround #part2 #bubblebutt
#fuckinaround #part1
Shooting Thought Nachos for @tnacho #futurebabes
NSFW: Getting ready for a pot luck tonight! #impatient #smellsgoooood
JUMP JUMP CRISS CROSS’LL MAKE YA (at Sky High Sports)
- @Stoya is a goddamn Disney princess. #beauty #belle #smartbabe
Sexiest girl to ever wear a suit!
I definitely crashed @lily_cade’s photoshoot to make out
#gayprom with @destructodisk @jakehurwitz @dangerbang
No, seriously, I love gingers. #ladiesroom
I finally met Penny Pax and I instantly fell in love. #ilovegingers
My ass got a lot of action this weekend. #pedobear
Time travel has side effects… #bigyellowdick #buttsex
Young Colonel Sanders has time traveled to the future to be my