andthwip:The Murder Strut™
theanimalmemes: No aggressive dogs just bad owners; chihuahua.
viole-n-t:square-enix:i hope this email finds you a broken husk
jokeboyfriend: jokeboyfriend: i said to my little sister “gods
candleprism: yieldsfalsehoodwhenquined: very excited for social
retroactivebakeries:victorfrankensteinsuggestion:Fuck you guys
If You Can Dream It Then You Can Achieve It!
nairobiwonders: thomasmagnumpi:And, most importantly, he understands
dovah: boydoujin: anyone here a fool?? anyone here stupid??
generalgrievousdatingsim: whoever came up with strapping a dagger
dreamerofderse: my anxiety: if I do not Produce and Achieve I
selinakylelife: other characters taking notice of jeff and annie
katyagoncharov:spinef0ryou:fuck gender i wanna be legally classified
he's lying to u girl
no.1 mixtape queen
cometrose:uh “we’re fake dating and we need to prove to someone
emergentpattern:
kelssiel: ohkayillustration: gayestrey: crayolasaurus: i love
unescoworldheritagepussy:people are really saying things like
rowzo: hexglyphs: oh, so when other people go outside it’s
id-888:*is stressed and sad* *makes a purchase* *is ok for 9
tododeku-or-bust: temporalkingdom: Who is your dad, now? She
gayingupspace:pinktights:oh to be a stage girl in the 30s sitting
reportnob: klonopin: person: *insults my coping mechanisms*
he's lying to u girl
The Best Ship in the Multiverse!
diddi-p: this gets funnier with each passing year
thebestoftumbling: guy annoying his girlfriend with bad ikea
thebootydiaries:unbuttcrcd-mxngxisms:a dream come true
kickbeer: parskis: damn how bad was this reporter hurt by an
eco-socialism:Water is wet
goawfma:lock him tf up
florence-pew: ( ˘⌣˘)♡(˘⌣˘ )
starwarmth: okay so first of all • The Bennet household is
eleniell:If you’re not happy single, you won’t be happy taken.
sheholdsyoucaptivated:me talking to a psychic: can you please