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How long is the sentence?

How long is the sentence?

What else makes her sweat?

What else makes her sweat?

So who is the dummy she’s with?

So who is the dummy she’s with?

Ready for the taste test …

Ready for the taste test …

Fail and fail again …

Fail and fail again …

It’s what’s in the T-shirt …

It’s what’s in the T-shirt …

Put it on my credit card …

Put it on my credit card …

Everybody wants to grope …

Everybody wants to grope …

She has anger issues …

She has anger issues …

Eye test …

Eye test …

… shows too much nips?

… shows too much nips?

… and she is on the loose

… and she is on the loose

She needs warming up …

She needs warming up …

It will go viral over the internet …

It will go viral over the internet …

Don’t lose your day job …

Don’t lose your day job …

We’re waiting …

We’re waiting …

Get your wallet …

Get your wallet …

How did she find out?

How did she find out?

A proposition you can’t refuse …

A proposition you can’t refuse …

In broken English, she says …

In broken English, she says …

Yes, you’ve been bad …

Yes, you’ve been bad …

Well, that’s what she does …

Well, that’s what she does …

Well … at least I can spell “you’re”

Well … at least I can spell “you’re”

She is so hot that she’ll even fuck herself …

She is so hot that she’ll even fuck herself …

She’s a scream queen …

She’s a scream queen …

So does that mean she’s off limits?

So does that mean she’s off limits?

Sure … with some dye perhaps

Sure … with some dye perhaps

A loud invitation …

A loud invitation …

Not for long …

Not for long …

Now for the hand test …

Now for the hand test …

The new Coca Cola …

The new Coca Cola …

Glad today is Monday …

Glad today is Monday …

Who hasn’t?

Who hasn’t?

As advertised …

As advertised …

Stay away from mirrors …

Stay away from mirrors …

The parts are better than the whole …

The parts are better than the whole …