Really? Did I just hear you call me a cruel sadistic b….. I
The rules are simple. You walk Misty and you get to sleep
You know the rules. 5 steps behind me at all times. Eyes on
Oops, you might not have wanted to hint I go on a diet. I
Hubby I love the fact that I can undress slowly and teasingly
The knot is to remind me that when you get up there from my feet,
Sit at this desk with pen and paper and write about how much
Apparently somebody forgot their duty to keep the fridge well
Darling, I know you’re not comfortable with public displays
You want to undo that pink bow to get at what’s underneath?
Hope you like my selfie, hubby. Last photo taken with your DSLR.
I’m an old fashioned kind of girl. I love this radiogram,
Show’s over. You get on with the overnight chores list you
Come in here and endure whatever I have planned for you. That’s
I’ll make a deal with you. If you can unbutton my dress in
If hubby doesn’t make the bed just right… … his backside
You’ve got a simple choice. Open my purse or not? If your key
What’s missing? Correct: the paddle in my hands. Go and get
Hubby, if you don’t like me wearing corsets, just please do
Oh hubby, I’m far too tired tonight. So you can do it yourself
I’ll give you 贄 for your classic car, hubby. Agreed? You
Tightly constrained, goes round my waist and holds me in, arouses
Gorgeous body. Sorry, amazing body. Beautiful wedding dress.
I love four poster beds. I’ll start off chaining you to this
Now I’ve tied him to the bed, what to do, what to do? Teasing,
You got your dream. You married a lingerie model. I got my dream.
Thanks for the bunch of flowers. Every time I come you can throw
Hubby, get yourself toiletted and have a shower. Then come back
Oh hubby, you have just no idea how much hard work, struggle,
I love to stand here and think romantic thoughts… Shall I use
Ok, you got the photo? Great. Frame it and hang it here in
No I do not like the way this strap hurts my butt cheek. Which
Just got to stretch and get myself loose and ready for my physical
One thing I’ve never understood. Why do they call it “going
You see hubby, that’s how my pet crawls. Hands and knees, your
Because there was no soap in the bathroom when I needed to wash