I’m so happy you took over all the housework and cooking in
Aw crap! They misprinted the t-shirt and left off the “Ball
Oh hubby, stop it you’re killing me! The idea I might care
Oh hubby, I know how frustrating it must be for you, seeing them
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Ok, you’ve talked me into it. Next time you see me holding
No I couldn’t drink you under the table. But I can get you
God I love our bedtime games. I sit here. You kneel in front
Ok, you said the kitchen is clean, let’s see. If I have to
See the way my eyes are looking down at the floor? Is there something
I’m wearing a corset and stockings just like my husband. I’m
Hey! If I’d wanted you to stay in our bedroom I’d have ordered
I know the short chain connecting your ankles makes it more difficult
No frowns darling. I’ll be out with the girls and I will
You’ve been a very good slave hubby, and you deserve a treat.
I know you wouldn’t hit a woman in glasses. But I don’t
I know trading in your BMW 728 for a used Ford Focus was hard
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Like this, hubby. Yes, of course wearing your heels. Hold
That’s a good boy. Burn this image into your mind. You
Learn to recognise this smile. This is not a good smile
Oh, hello. Didn’t expect to see you this morning. Man,
Hubby, I know how much you want to see your chastity belt key
The games are over. You’re going to admit openly what we
Now for the white glove test on every rung of the ladder.
Oh hubby, imagine being dragged down these steps by a cruel jailer,
The fact that I ordered you to run my bath doesn’t mean you
Begging? I don’t call that begging. Begging after you’ve
Oh hubby, how wonderful to move in here after all your hard work
You think this room is too barely furnished? I think you’ve
It’s fabulous darling! I love it! And I love it even more
You understand? You follow me in here and I close the doors,
I’m so glad we agreed to lock you up in a chastity belt and
Oh I stopped wearing your key round my neck because it’s so
Hubby, I know they’re spectacular, I know my corset’s spectacular,
Don’t. Say. A. Word. I so much prefer to look at your gorgeous