“I love it when u call me baby.”
The Common Chick
My "idc" game strong af
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unclefather: me: *accidentally leaves a cup of grape juice out
Whorechata
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guys really are so stupid like I allowed you the privilege of
dumb guy: *sleeps with me* me: *texts him* “how was your
yeah, yeah. Whatever.
yeah, yeah. Whatever.
yeah, yeah. Whatever.
yeah, yeah. Whatever.
fakenasty: U know who’s gonna be the cutest mom in the world
yeah, yeah. Whatever.
yeah, yeah. Whatever.
healingsuggestions: i’m worthy and i’m going to start acting
felison: i’m into girls and guys but i’m also really into
gaydicks420: me: *has A Single Emotion* me: 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍹🍹🍹🍹🍷🍷🍷🍹🍹🍹🍻🍻🍺🍺🍻🍻🍻🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍷🍷🍷🍷🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🍻🍻🍻🍺🍺🍺🍺🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸
zee: [texts back three years later] haha not much what about
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dirtyberd: When u finger me
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heterophobiac: shuttersmiley: magnolia-noire: emotionlessmotions:
gluten-free-pussy: chulaspice: melaniesole: thetattedstoner:
dirtyberd: aninexactscience: winterurie: truth-runs-wild:
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fuglyselfie: “how would your friends describe you?”
dirtyberd: eyebrowgod: I found a pin of a lady getting ate
jogeva: I motivate all my female friends to get some dick
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