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Oh, that? I wouldn’t feel bad. Everybody gags a little the

Oh, that? I wouldn’t feel bad. Everybody gags a little the

You heard what mom said. Ever since you got caught with Kayla,

You heard what mom said. Ever since you got caught with Kayla,

Michelle, your husband is staring at me.Yeah, sorry about that.

Michelle, your husband is staring at me.Yeah, sorry about that.

I wouldn’t be so embarrassed. Gay-for-pay is as old as time.

I wouldn’t be so embarrassed. Gay-for-pay is as old as time.

Yeah, I’ll be there in a sec. I just want to get warmed up

Yeah, I’ll be there in a sec. I just want to get warmed up

My grandmother’s experiment in driving a man to madness was

My grandmother’s experiment in driving a man to madness was

What, are you rethinking your life choices *now*? Bad timing,

What, are you rethinking your life choices *now*? Bad timing,

You’re quite forward, aren’t you? Chatting me up for five

You’re quite forward, aren’t you? Chatting me up for five

Hey love. I know I promised we’d get to fuck tonight and you

Hey love. I know I promised we’d get to fuck tonight and you

No, don’t get up. He’s getting out of the car right now so

No, don’t get up. He’s getting out of the car right now so

Yes, just stand still for a moment. God, what a beautiful view.

Yes, just stand still for a moment. God, what a beautiful view.

Kiddo, I know it hurts, and I know it’s hard for you to understand

Kiddo, I know it hurts, and I know it’s hard for you to understand

On the one hand, my boyfriend is way better at licking me than

On the one hand, my boyfriend is way better at licking me than

No way, no backing out. We agreed that you cumming should be

No way, no backing out. We agreed that you cumming should be

You didn’t say anything when dad proposed the family camping

You didn’t say anything when dad proposed the family camping

I was thinking about romance in our marriage, baby, and it got

I was thinking about romance in our marriage, baby, and it got

You keep telling me how unfair it is. I’m not disputing that

You keep telling me how unfair it is. I’m not disputing that

My god, you’re crying. You’re actually crying! Can’t take

My god, you’re crying. You’re actually crying! Can’t take

Well I’m sorry if you misunderstood, but when I said we were

Well I’m sorry if you misunderstood, but when I said we were

An orgasm? After my boyfriend told me you couldn’t even deepthroat

An orgasm? After my boyfriend told me you couldn’t even deepthroat

Remember how I said that you absolutely weren’t going to get

Remember how I said that you absolutely weren’t going to get

What do you mean, what if my husband found out? He already knows.

What do you mean, what if my husband found out? He already knows.

Hey Mr. Quentin. Just finishing up washing your car.What? You

Hey Mr. Quentin. Just finishing up washing your car.What? You

The ad said I was looking for a submissive boyfriend who was

The ad said I was looking for a submissive boyfriend who was

Yes, it’s quite forward for a first date, but I like to know

Yes, it’s quite forward for a first date, but I like to know

You really make no fucking sense. You know how much the female

You really make no fucking sense. You know how much the female

How do I know? Seriously? Everybody knows. Yeah, Ashley talks

How do I know? Seriously? Everybody knows. Yeah, Ashley talks

Hey, so I finally talked to that coworker you thought was hot.

Hey, so I finally talked to that coworker you thought was hot.

Are you still sure you even *can* cum anymore? It’s been so

Are you still sure you even *can* cum anymore? It’s been so

Honey, I swear, when I contacted him on craigslist, when I met

Honey, I swear, when I contacted him on craigslist, when I met

Hey baby, just think about it … we’re married now! It’s

Hey baby, just think about it … we’re married now! It’s

I don’t know why you wanted to come to the release party. Didn’t

I don’t know why you wanted to come to the release party. Didn’t

Well, I gotta admit, you’ve really gotten the kitchen crazy

Well, I gotta admit, you’ve really gotten the kitchen crazy

Nope, just an incentive. I told you, you need to hit the one-month

Nope, just an incentive. I told you, you need to hit the one-month

I’m sorry, but I’m just going to have to say no again. I

I’m sorry, but I’m just going to have to say no again. I

You need to stop thinking of our relationship as some kind of

You need to stop thinking of our relationship as some kind of