Oh, that? I wouldn’t feel bad. Everybody gags a little the
You heard what mom said. Ever since you got caught with Kayla,
Michelle, your husband is staring at me.Yeah, sorry about that.
I wouldn’t be so embarrassed. Gay-for-pay is as old as time.
Yeah, I’ll be there in a sec. I just want to get warmed up
My grandmother’s experiment in driving a man to madness was
What, are you rethinking your life choices *now*? Bad timing,
You’re quite forward, aren’t you? Chatting me up for five
Hey love. I know I promised we’d get to fuck tonight and you
No, don’t get up. He’s getting out of the car right now so
Yes, just stand still for a moment. God, what a beautiful view.
Kiddo, I know it hurts, and I know it’s hard for you to understand
On the one hand, my boyfriend is way better at licking me than
No way, no backing out. We agreed that you cumming should be
You didn’t say anything when dad proposed the family camping
I was thinking about romance in our marriage, baby, and it got
You keep telling me how unfair it is. I’m not disputing that
My god, you’re crying. You’re actually crying! Can’t take
Well I’m sorry if you misunderstood, but when I said we were
An orgasm? After my boyfriend told me you couldn’t even deepthroat
Remember how I said that you absolutely weren’t going to get
What do you mean, what if my husband found out? He already knows.
Hey Mr. Quentin. Just finishing up washing your car.What? You
The ad said I was looking for a submissive boyfriend who was
Yes, it’s quite forward for a first date, but I like to know
You really make no fucking sense. You know how much the female
How do I know? Seriously? Everybody knows. Yeah, Ashley talks
Hey, so I finally talked to that coworker you thought was hot.
Are you still sure you even *can* cum anymore? It’s been so
Honey, I swear, when I contacted him on craigslist, when I met
Hey baby, just think about it … we’re married now! It’s
I don’t know why you wanted to come to the release party. Didn’t
Well, I gotta admit, you’ve really gotten the kitchen crazy
Nope, just an incentive. I told you, you need to hit the one-month
I’m sorry, but I’m just going to have to say no again. I
You need to stop thinking of our relationship as some kind of