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Yes, I know doing this at work is risky, but I can’t help it.

Yes, I know doing this at work is risky, but I can’t help it.

Hey brother. Just texting you to remind you – just because

Hey brother. Just texting you to remind you – just because

Well, you did sort of bring this on yourself, didn’t you? I

Well, you did sort of bring this on yourself, didn’t you? I

Hey slut, what do you think of this for the party tonight? I

Hey slut, what do you think of this for the party tonight? I

Come on, tease-toy, keep up. I have a big surprise for you. Don’t

Come on, tease-toy, keep up. I have a big surprise for you. Don’t

You love watching me, don’t you, daddy? Why do you like this

You love watching me, don’t you, daddy? Why do you like this

Hey, you’re here from the agency, right? Ok, come on in. I’m

Hey, you’re here from the agency, right? Ok, come on in. I’m

Oh hey, glad you came by. Could you do me a favor and put some

Oh hey, glad you came by. Could you do me a favor and put some

Listen, that boyfriend of yours. The one who’s willing to not

Listen, that boyfriend of yours. The one who’s willing to not

Hey hon, it looks like I’m going to have to stay at my parents’

Hey hon, it looks like I’m going to have to stay at my parents’

Oh yes, hell is very real, buddy. And welcome to it. Yes, you’ll

Oh yes, hell is very real, buddy. And welcome to it. Yes, you’ll

I know you’re frustrated as all hell, and I sympathize. I mean,

I know you’re frustrated as all hell, and I sympathize. I mean,

Honey, the sex we had last night was the best sex we’ve had

Honey, the sex we had last night was the best sex we’ve had

It’s up to you. You can go back to your bedroom and jerk off

It’s up to you. You can go back to your bedroom and jerk off

I genuinely do not understand the point of the male orgasm. Seriously,

I genuinely do not understand the point of the male orgasm. Seriously,

Oh! You startled me. No no, it’s OK. It’s just that this

Oh! You startled me. No no, it’s OK. It’s just that this

Yes, boys, I did say that I’d let one of you cum this weekend,

Yes, boys, I did say that I’d let one of you cum this weekend,

Did you know there are men out there who just … like …

Did you know there are men out there who just … like …

Yeah, I bought it while you were at work. The last guy you sucked

Yeah, I bought it while you were at work. The last guy you sucked

Ok asshole, let me see if I understand you. You spent years in

Ok asshole, let me see if I understand you. You spent years in

Stripping is the perfect job for a dominant tease-goddess like

Stripping is the perfect job for a dominant tease-goddess like

The world inside these walls makes so much more sense to me than

The world inside these walls makes so much more sense to me than

When I said I had a special birthday surprise for you, I hope

When I said I had a special birthday surprise for you, I hope

When you told me it was impossible for a guy to go more than

When you told me it was impossible for a guy to go more than

Baby, you shouldn’t be concerned that you’re “turning gay.”

Baby, you shouldn’t be concerned that you’re “turning gay.”

You know, if somebody saw the relationship I had with you, they

You know, if somebody saw the relationship I had with you, they

You know, if somebody saw the relationship I had with you, they

You know, if somebody saw the relationship I had with you, they

Has your college sex life been everything you fantasized about,

Has your college sex life been everything you fantasized about,

You want some advice for life, sweetie? Follow instructions carefully.

You want some advice for life, sweetie? Follow instructions carefully.

Hey baby, I wanted to chat with you about something. So this

Hey baby, I wanted to chat with you about something. So this

Oh! Jeez, babe, you scared me. Glad you’re home though.You

Oh! Jeez, babe, you scared me. Glad you’re home though.You

Sweetheart, you need to change your mindset. The pain in your

Sweetheart, you need to change your mindset. The pain in your

Yes, honey. The collar is a symbol of servitude. And …

Yes, honey. The collar is a symbol of servitude. And …

So let me see if I understand this: You want to have an orgasm

So let me see if I understand this: You want to have an orgasm

Sweetheart, I picked out the tiny swimsuit because I thought

Sweetheart, I picked out the tiny swimsuit because I thought

I vow to love and honor you. I vow to treat you as a Goddess

I vow to love and honor you. I vow to treat you as a Goddess