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Jesus Christ, dad, I’m trying to study! Look, I know it’s

Jesus Christ, dad, I’m trying to study! Look, I know it’s

Your gym performance has really improved, Dad. And like, I don’t

Your gym performance has really improved, Dad. And like, I don’t

Oh hey, you must be Vanessa’s boyfriend! She’s told

Oh hey, you must be Vanessa’s boyfriend! She’s told

Is this what you were picturing? You think I look hot? My boyfriend’s

Is this what you were picturing? You think I look hot? My boyfriend’s

Yes, I absolutely *am* going to the party like this. You know

Yes, I absolutely *am* going to the party like this. You know

*Yawn* Morning, babe. Did you sleep OK? New Year’s is exhausting.

*Yawn* Morning, babe. Did you sleep OK? New Year’s is exhausting.

You haven’t even started getting ready? Baby, we have to

You haven’t even started getting ready? Baby, we have to

You think I look pretty? I bought it today, all for you. I was

You think I look pretty? I bought it today, all for you. I was

Long day at work, honey? Don’t worry, I have a gift for

Long day at work, honey? Don’t worry, I have a gift for

So you want me to tell your wife … what? That it’s OK

So you want me to tell your wife … what? That it’s OK

Denying a man is an art form. You don’t just leap into

Denying a man is an art form. You don’t just leap into

That was easily the best Christmas party ever. I mean, our Christmas

That was easily the best Christmas party ever. I mean, our Christmas

Sorry for asking so many questions, but it’s not every

Sorry for asking so many questions, but it’s not every

Ever since I stopped letting you cum, the sheets have been a

Ever since I stopped letting you cum, the sheets have been a

Yes, right here, right now. What did you think this was all about?

Yes, right here, right now. What did you think this was all about?

Haha, no, I trust your driving ability enough. I don’t think

Haha, no, I trust your driving ability enough. I don’t think

Hey boss,Your last email was really something. I appreciate the

Hey boss,Your last email was really something. I appreciate the

Yep, go ahead and snap that picture. Keep it in your phone. You’ll

Yep, go ahead and snap that picture. Keep it in your phone. You’ll

I put on this outfit assuming you’d be home by now. Traffic

I put on this outfit assuming you’d be home by now. Traffic

Hey daddy. Sorry we missed curfew, but … well, we got

Hey daddy. Sorry we missed curfew, but … well, we got

No, slut. That’s not the nature of our relationship. This

No, slut. That’s not the nature of our relationship. This

On the other side of that door is a new life. A life of submission

On the other side of that door is a new life. A life of submission

Come on, you’re taking it way too seriously. Have a little

Come on, you’re taking it way too seriously. Have a little

Right here and now? You’re certain? I’m fine with

Right here and now? You’re certain? I’m fine with

You know the rules. No orgasms for you until your mouth has given

You know the rules. No orgasms for you until your mouth has given

Just around the corner. There’s my bedroom. My husband

Just around the corner. There’s my bedroom. My husband

Silly boy. You assured me you wouldn’t be coming back. That

Silly boy. You assured me you wouldn’t be coming back. That

Yes yes … “straight.” You keep saying that. But

Yes yes … “straight.” You keep saying that. But

Hey old man. I got the latest check, and the photo of your swollen

Hey old man. I got the latest check, and the photo of your swollen

And that’s game! How hilarious, you standing there naked in

And that’s game! How hilarious, you standing there naked in

So, what, you thought that because you found my online nude photos,

So, what, you thought that because you found my online nude photos,

So you want to “help me carry my stuff back to my van.” Kid,

So you want to “help me carry my stuff back to my van.” Kid,

Damn, that was a hell of a run! I think you’re finally starting

Damn, that was a hell of a run! I think you’re finally starting

Oh, hey. Come on in. I was just planning our vacation. Hee, don’t

Oh, hey. Come on in. I was just planning our vacation. Hee, don’t

Oh, no, not here. I don’t take the money up front. Once

Oh, no, not here. I don’t take the money up front. Once

Daddy, you know I can hear the sounds in there. That guy I picked

Daddy, you know I can hear the sounds in there. That guy I picked