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Ok, I’m ready to go. Are you?What? Yeah, this is all I’m

Ok, I’m ready to go. Are you?What? Yeah, this is all I’m

Well, you lose again! That’s seven games in a row, which

Well, you lose again! That’s seven games in a row, which

Panties? Dad, we’ve talked about this. I stopped wearing panties

Panties? Dad, we’ve talked about this. I stopped wearing panties

You know, Mr. Wildman, you’ve been pacing this hallway since

You know, Mr. Wildman, you’ve been pacing this hallway since

Ok, so like, you could just pop off into your bedroom right now,

Ok, so like, you could just pop off into your bedroom right now,

I’m a dominant wife, but one aspect of traditional marriage

I’m a dominant wife, but one aspect of traditional marriage

I’ll be up in a second, just gotta finish up with my husband.Oh,

I’ll be up in a second, just gotta finish up with my husband.Oh,

That’s so weird. You don’t like me going out like this because

That’s so weird. You don’t like me going out like this because

Hey, so I booked that weekend with my coworker that you’ve

Hey, so I booked that weekend with my coworker that you’ve

I wouldn’t recommend waiting up. He lives all the way across

I wouldn’t recommend waiting up. He lives all the way across

Teaching you to suck dick isn’t about your pleasure. If I were

Teaching you to suck dick isn’t about your pleasure. If I were

I got an email back from that porn company. They looked over

I got an email back from that porn company. They looked over

Yep, dad, just like this. I’m going to take him upstairs, undo

Yep, dad, just like this. I’m going to take him upstairs, undo

Good morning. Oh, you don’t look happy to see me! Weren’t

Good morning. Oh, you don’t look happy to see me! Weren’t

Can’t put the genie back in the bottle, babe. You figured,

Can’t put the genie back in the bottle, babe. You figured,

It’s sweet of you to say all that, but I’m a sure think,

It’s sweet of you to say all that, but I’m a sure think,

It’s flattering and all, and I know we’re allowed to date

It’s flattering and all, and I know we’re allowed to date

No I don’t want to fool around with you. Are you kidding me?

No I don’t want to fool around with you. Are you kidding me?

You know how it goes. I don’t approach them. You do. You tell

You know how it goes. I don’t approach them. You do. You tell

I suppose now is as good a time as any to tell you that I found

I suppose now is as good a time as any to tell you that I found

Your sister said you would be very discreet. That you wouldn’t

Your sister said you would be very discreet. That you wouldn’t

All right, let’s take a look.Well, they’re *pretty* blue,

All right, let’s take a look.Well, they’re *pretty* blue,

I love this hotel. I was here with my ex once. They really make

I love this hotel. I was here with my ex once. They really make

Morning, baby! Glad you made coffee. Max and I could really use

Morning, baby! Glad you made coffee. Max and I could really use

Don’t complain now, dad. You asked for my help. You knew my

Don’t complain now, dad. You asked for my help. You knew my

I’m certainly not mad at you. You did your best, and that’s

I’m certainly not mad at you. You did your best, and that’s

We’ve fulfilled a lot of your fantasies, haven’t we? Your

We’ve fulfilled a lot of your fantasies, haven’t we? Your

Him? Oh, don’t worry about him. That’s just my husband. He

Him? Oh, don’t worry about him. That’s just my husband. He

That’s really funny. You broke up with me because I wasn’t

That’s really funny. You broke up with me because I wasn’t

I put on the invitations this time that they can do whatever

I put on the invitations this time that they can do whatever

I cannot believe you asked Lola out. Cheerleader Lola, prom queen

I cannot believe you asked Lola out. Cheerleader Lola, prom queen

Listen, this guy is loaded, so I want you to really give him

Listen, this guy is loaded, so I want you to really give him

Yeah, technically I’m dating Steven, but that doesn’t actually

Yeah, technically I’m dating Steven, but that doesn’t actually

It’s about time you started earning your place around here.

It’s about time you started earning your place around here.

It only takes a word for a boy like you to end up on your knees,

It only takes a word for a boy like you to end up on your knees,

I really raised you right, didn’t I? After that evening swap

I really raised you right, didn’t I? After that evening swap