Ok, I’m ready to go. Are you?What? Yeah, this is all I’m
Well, you lose again! That’s seven games in a row, which
Panties? Dad, we’ve talked about this. I stopped wearing panties
You know, Mr. Wildman, you’ve been pacing this hallway since
Ok, so like, you could just pop off into your bedroom right now,
I’m a dominant wife, but one aspect of traditional marriage
I’ll be up in a second, just gotta finish up with my husband.Oh,
That’s so weird. You don’t like me going out like this because
Hey, so I booked that weekend with my coworker that you’ve
I wouldn’t recommend waiting up. He lives all the way across
Teaching you to suck dick isn’t about your pleasure. If I were
I got an email back from that porn company. They looked over
Yep, dad, just like this. I’m going to take him upstairs, undo
Good morning. Oh, you don’t look happy to see me! Weren’t
Can’t put the genie back in the bottle, babe. You figured,
It’s sweet of you to say all that, but I’m a sure think,
It’s flattering and all, and I know we’re allowed to date
No I don’t want to fool around with you. Are you kidding me?
You know how it goes. I don’t approach them. You do. You tell
I suppose now is as good a time as any to tell you that I found
Your sister said you would be very discreet. That you wouldn’t
All right, let’s take a look.Well, they’re *pretty* blue,
I love this hotel. I was here with my ex once. They really make
Morning, baby! Glad you made coffee. Max and I could really use
Don’t complain now, dad. You asked for my help. You knew my
I’m certainly not mad at you. You did your best, and that’s
We’ve fulfilled a lot of your fantasies, haven’t we? Your
Him? Oh, don’t worry about him. That’s just my husband. He
That’s really funny. You broke up with me because I wasn’t
I put on the invitations this time that they can do whatever
I cannot believe you asked Lola out. Cheerleader Lola, prom queen
Listen, this guy is loaded, so I want you to really give him
Yeah, technically I’m dating Steven, but that doesn’t actually
It’s about time you started earning your place around here.
It only takes a word for a boy like you to end up on your knees,
I really raised you right, didn’t I? After that evening swap