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You never know what you’ll find out in the sticks…

You never know what you’ll find out in the sticks…

Oh…so…hot…

Oh…so…hot…

Looks like a lazy day…

Looks like a lazy day…

On the tracks?  I’ll be the conductor…

On the tracks?  I’ll be the conductor…

Get upstairs.  We’re gonna play mailman…

Get upstairs.  We’re gonna play mailman…

Let’s get dirty…

Let’s get dirty…

And in the fields we play…

And in the fields we play…

Pour me a glass…

Pour me a glass…

Grab it and don’t let go!

Grab it and don’t let go!

I’ll climb his ladder…

I’ll climb his ladder…

Hey, cowpoke…

Hey, cowpoke…

Give me a beefy daddy!

Give me a beefy daddy!

Hot…

Hot…

Burn rubber…

Burn rubber…

I’m gonna prune you, baby!

I’m gonna prune you, baby!

Sailor, let’s play with your mast…

Sailor, let’s play with your mast…

Let me crack that nut…

Let me crack that nut…

Patch of gray…mmm…

Patch of gray…mmm…

Explain it all to me!

Explain it all to me!

Oh…Tuff Boy…

Oh…Tuff Boy…

When I think about you, I touch myself…

When I think about you, I touch myself…

I know what you want…

I know what you want…

Whaddaya say?  Make my day!

Whaddaya say?  Make my day!

I’m gonna eat you up!

I’m gonna eat you up!

I LOVE bald, hairy men.

I LOVE bald, hairy men.

Candy squirt…

Candy squirt…

Tiny and beautiful…

Tiny and beautiful…

Hot crotch, cummin’ through…

Hot crotch, cummin’ through…

Hairy howdy to ya!

Hairy howdy to ya!

Baby’s got meat!

Baby’s got meat!

You go, Daddy!

You go, Daddy!

Let me give you a lap dance…

Let me give you a lap dance…

Hairy beau!

Hairy beau!

Let’s check under the hood…

Let’s check under the hood…

Sail away with me…

Sail away with me…

I take it straight up…

I take it straight up…