mortalkombat4:headphones are an epic invention. like yes i am
itsdannycragg:copy cat
chillywillow1:this is in my top 10 favorite tweets of all time
mysharona1987:Patrick Blagrave
evilwizard:jame7t:HOT MILFS don’t want to remarry: they just
buzzlightyearhugecock:every day i cream corn
ifonlyifonly:
buzzlightyearhugecock:the “f” in john f kennedy stands for
saintcarrie:fanfiction was such a good idea. like put those guys
weeabooparadise94: heroofthreefaces: sumkitty: songofkeys:
clickityweasel:i really want to get a shrimp tattoo and i cannot
manfrommars2049:Wanderers by artist Sergey Orlyansky via futureporn
foone:doggendoodle:loverbear-butch:one of my favourite things
basedheisenberg:
milliposting:bioluminescent millipedes! these guys are called
thecollectibles: Art by Antonio J. Manzanedo
uroko: やまがた
thecollectibles: Art by James Suret
grox:I love when machinery gets really hot and starts smelling
antimony-ore:Get DRINKED (don’t tell the Philadelphians)
fakehistory:Philadelphians refilling the earths core with Cheez
skamortuus: eliteknightcats:you can literally feel your brain
kalichnikov:
jame7t:terminalwolf:jame7t:my thighs are so cold. if you’re
velociraptrix:emily84:strangetikigod:sindri42:looksmokin: zvaigzdelasas:
fucking freak
liberalsarecool:Of the People, by the People, for the People.
penismage:startedraining:“Y— you’ve saved me! Why?”“…..
scaliepost-generator: skybreakerpony: snowysaur: axolittle
funnytwittertweets:
tenderanarchist:Not to be a naive optimist but you’d really
Serpent Bones
newbabynames:abortion
sensiblereblogifposts:pidoop:funnytwittertweets:me when I have
funnytwittertweets:
portraitoftheoddity:Thinking about how my mom tried to “seduce”