“I’ve got some good news and some more good news, Mr. Crude!”“Oh?
As Mr. Crude approached the steps leading up to his office, he
Ann posed by the railing of the shelter and said, “Can you
“Good grief, Honour! Are you trying to get yourself flagged
“What do you think, old man? Too much cleavage for Tumblr?”“Right
“Are you in pain?” asked Mr. Crude.“What? Oh, you mean
“What’s with the robe, Melissa?” asked Mr. Crude.“With
“What are you doing down there?” asked Mr. Crude.“Waiting
Molly stood in front of the counter and looked at Mr. Crude in
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Thinking there was some sort of an emergency, Mr. Crude rushed
“Come sit with me, old man. I think you’ll like what I’m
Sky leaned in and kissed Angela and immediately said, “You
When Mr. Crude walked up to meet Sabrina, he saw her leaning
“Would you give me a hand with the zipper, Mr. Crude? It seems
“I don’t know what it is about you, Mr. Crude! I’m no longer
“I really like this weather, especially for December! How ‘bout
cos-philia: “I don’t know, Mr. Crude. I don’t think I can
“Welp, you’re here. I guess there’s no turning back now,”
“Come on, old man! There’s nobody else here. Just whip it
“Would you like to watch us get naughty, Mr. Crude?” asked
Autumn very quietly walked into the bathroom as Mr. Crude was
Sabrina unbuttoned her shirt and walked into the dining room
As soon as Mr. Crude entered her bedroom, Jessica removed her
Kaisa was excited to have Mr. Crude as a guest in her apartment,
Sabrina sent Mr. Crude a selfie with a message that read, “Hey,
After Jojo led Mr. Crude into her bedroom, she stood beside the
Sabrina snapped a selfie and sent it to Mr. Crude along with
Mr. Crude never noticed Sandra’s figure until time for her
On a whim, Liya decided to stop in and say “hello” to Mr.
Happy New Year!Let’s hope it’s better than 2019.
Penny, one of Mr. Crude’s neighbors, called and invited him
“It’s a shame the leaves on this are so prickly,” Sabrina
Annie went into Mr. Crude’s bathroom to undress before her
When Mr. Crude stepped outside he saw Sabrina sitting down in
After completing her special project for her “C” in Mr.