morphine-and-cigarettes: RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU HAVE A HOPELESS
mild-bloom: i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars
epochayur: people that can swim underwater in chlorine pools
deodrant: i love sleeping to avoid problems
Eat, Sleep, Lift, Repeat
keekaw: every time i enter a room i think, “yes, i have arrived”
beerito: are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate
togepenis: Tru friendship is when they don’t care that u don’t
nice-wig-janis: what just happened
sherlocksmyth: sherlocksmyth: one time my religion teacher
fragiledarling:
marionettejones: johnnyis: psykobomb: This is a new coffee
missrem-ains: obveously: pizzatomb: imagine if china, while
emmaphorisms: Females grow pubic hair Not all labias are symmetrical
Janay lewis
fwips: what pet ownership means basically
unfollovving
valeart2595: There are wonderful people in this world…it’s
Good Things will happen
you drove me wild.
insecure
hiddleshabanera: chepibola: this picture of Yuzuru Hanyu looks
anythingbutdarling.tumblr.com/post/76349180846/
religiousmom: tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im
jakemalik: attractive strangers make everything better
the boy who cried misandry
unfollovving
stability: excuse me as i ruin something in my head before it
rurikredwolf: getoutoftherecat: get out of there cat. you don’t
takeabulletfory0u: Lol me on a Sunday
blazeberg: A recap of every episode of Cake Boss ever This is
So for starters I worth in a deli...
pussyclestroyer: sexting like
*Very* Atomic.
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supsass: can i sell my feelings on ebay i don’t want them