illkim: “Mom can we get McDonalds?” “Eat what’s
4thofjulys: i’m 1776% sure that the fourth of july is my favorite
mythicgeek: This is never not funny
insecure
hellolunalove: Always my answer. Its far from the truth but
stand in the fire
stand in the fire
ringoooooooo: mick—-jaeger: mick—-jaeger: I’m not sorry
cleverbot: I don’t remember this
bitter-ghost: come lay down next to me and i’ll tell you about
sneakymonster:
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4thofjulys: you can’t sit with us
no-wifi: tumblr is running out of urls and now it’s hit the
love? a constant mood.
writing “sorry” at the bottom of your math test
microsoftpussy: INSTASLEEPIN
michaxl: you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having
lamapalooza: when your bestfriend replaces u
stephaniealive: alecats: books are just dead tattoed trees
aqua-isaa: fffc: got a masters degree in being ignored I
aqua-isaa: fffc: got a masters degree in being ignored I
fffc: got a masters degree in being ignored I have my Ph.D
fffc: got a masters degree in being ignored
purpose
porcelain-horse-horselain: northwestwade: Oh my god I’ve
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bilboh: one time in sixth grade this kid shouted “urethra”
crrocs: stability: people who add things like “this is so
oprah was here
pau1y: what if 911 called you
internetexplorers: *looks in the mirror* what the fuck is that
ssweaterweather: have you ever had a friend who is literally
teenscoolest: date me please and i’ll promote you
raidioactive: *texts back 3 weeks later* sorry I fell asleep
madeupmonkeyshit: When niggas get a new pair of shoes