indsie: u guys remember when mr krabs popped a huge molly?
zaynrand: IM JUST TRYING TO SPELL POMEGRANATES
When someone tells me they never got into the Harry Potter books
evaded: If I text you first, you better appreciate that shit
laugh-until-you-drop: if mermaids exist i hope they stay hidden
bootsi: I won’t take selfies with other people y’all don’t
ice cold, baby
detainable: if you don’t get my jokes then we can’t be friends
nishlo: this thanksgiving I’m thankful for george lopez’s
Carpe Noctem
Greek Gods for Social Justice
birdsarebetterthansnakes: this counts as birds
mediterraneanprincess: peetaslongbun: peetaslongbun: peetaslongbun:
Married life with Ellen and Portia.
God Help and Breed You All
starrysleeper: trillow: remember when the world ended last
jeffblimissylar: i will always reblog this
greatwhiteprivilege: do u ever realize how ugly u really are
vivid-dark: me on my way to steal ur man
deaupeassmango: getamongst-it: quixon: Tracklist: Intro: State
dampferret: “she’s being a bitch i bet she’s on her
shattystrashstache: real friendship is sending them a link to
ohhheck: *limbos under my low self esteem*
mrrightandmrbubble: mrrightandmrbubble: Hello I’ve waited
frlcker: having a crush is painful and horrible but not having
COFFEE AND CONTEMPLATION.
lovesolitudes: i actually feed on intelligence i love it when
dogapult: are we just gonna not talk about soulless black-eyed
Aight.
bagmilk: what kind of name is janice
allisonagernt: You know what they’re looking for, right? It’s
old freshnoodles
is it tuesday
nudqe: “white people can’t danc-” “white
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pink-vulva: reasons i want to look GOOD <3 for myself for