Nice selfie … ya pussy
You can only love what you got while you got it
I will open the door. I will listen.
He’s on the wrong learning curve
Yep, that about sums it up
Creative makeup
C’mon, let us in … it’s winter out here!
Seven Nation Army ~ The White Stripes http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0J2QdDbelmY
There’s hidden clauses in every contract
You wanna bet?
Sounds like an excellent alternative
Enough incentive to even walk on water
He couldn’t fathom why the rest of the family loved water
I can smell the good times coming
Indulgent dad
Hiding in plain sght
Fan faves … classic
Just don’t get any fur in it
Bring on the java
Follow my lead
But she just cashed her pension check!
Good, cuz he posts a lotta tweets
Let’s make a deal
Lend me a hand, willya?
You’re making his little brain hurt
No aliens allowed
Gonna scare the shit outta somebody
Calling a spade a spade
Accessories can make or break your look
Fortunately, immaturity has no expiration date
Another Aussie claim to fame
Nobody cares
Yer interferin’ with my shuteye
Any quadruped will do
Basic math is a useful skill
Cutest panhandler in the ’hood